# when your wife or girl wont put out!!!!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 3, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797 "2009-12-03T07:37:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@That\_Blue\_DA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/That_Blue_DA)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/21 "2009-12-03T19:55:16Z")
hahahaha YES! That is some funny shit.
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### Author:  [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/22 "2009-12-03T22:42:29Z")
have heard that b4. but its still hilarious!
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### Author:  [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/23 "2009-12-03T23:24:32Z")
love that every time i hear it. and i dont have that problem gents… i guess i’m just lucky…
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### Author:  [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/24 "2009-12-04T05:27:11Z")
> [@GTA IV trailer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gta-iv-trailer/26761/6):
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> love that every time i hear it. and i dont have that problem gents… i guess i’m just lucky…
do you live with a girl??
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/25 "2009-12-04T05:34:53Z")
> [@Find this DSM for me and get a Taco...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/find-this-dsm-for-me-and-get-a-taco/26712/53):
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> dude.,
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> That is awesome!
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> PS, I get that “I dont feel like it” shit all the time. I just get pissed and go on the computer, rant and rave and start shit on shift, then go to sleep…only for the following night she wants some and I shut her down.
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> Payback is a bitch.
Hit her in the head with a brick.
Have it your way.
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### Author:  [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/26 "2009-12-04T05:48:45Z")
> [@Sabres, no. 1 team of all major league sports.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-no-1-team-of-all-major-league-sports/26717/18):
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> do you live with a girl??
yes smokin i’ve lived wit my girl for a couple years…
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/27 "2009-12-04T06:14:43Z")
> [@Find this DSM for me and get a Taco...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/find-this-dsm-for-me-and-get-a-taco/26712/53):
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> dude.,
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> That is awesome!
>
> PS, I get that “I dont feel like it” shit all the time. I just get pissed and go on the computer, rant and rave and start shit on shift, then go to sleep…only for the following night she wants some and I shut her down.
>
> Payback is a bitch.
Yeah I hate that shit. Specially whey she is on the rag. You try to move in a little to give the hint that you want something… She allways uses this shit: dont you feel bad that you can get some and I cant??? She knows damn well what my answer is, and you also know damn well I wont say it. It is a dirty move. Then she makes me feel like a complete dick for asking for it, and it turns into an arguement. :wtf
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### Author:  [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/28 "2009-12-04T06:46:23Z")
> [@GTA IV trailer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gta-iv-trailer/26761/6):
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> love that every time i hear it. and i dont have that problem gents… i guess i’m just lucky…
> [@Sabres, no. 1 team of all major league sports.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-no-1-team-of-all-major-league-sports/26717/18):
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> do you live with a girl??
i havent had this problem… i just tought it was funny and wanted to share.
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### Author:  [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/29 "2009-12-04T15:17:20Z")
Got this at work a couple weeks ago, pretty funny. Glad my gf wants it every night
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/30 "2009-12-04T15:24:14Z")
> [@FS/FT: 17" Rims + Sumitomo HTR+ 225/45/17](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ft-17-rims-sumitomo-htr-225-45-17/26747/4):
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> Lol John that was great!
I got new ideas
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### Author:  [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/31 "2009-12-05T07:17:43Z")
^hahaha^
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### Author:  [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/32 "2009-12-05T10:19:08Z")
great laugh
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-your-wife-or-girl-wont-put-out/248797/33 "2009-12-06T11:07:17Z")
i read this joke before, its great
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