# 'Where are all the Americans?' **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 5, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993 "2008-11-05T23:04:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/21 "2008-11-06T11:46:18Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > Now Shawn is hitting on Jammer?! > > That Jammer, he sure is a dream boat. Puts that JClark to shame. Stop cheating on JClark. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/22 "2008-11-06T11:47:12Z")
I only hope he can forgive me. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/23 "2008-11-06T11:49:19Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#): > > Ah. We have many times. I’d shake his hand like I do everytime I see him. It’s an Internet forum with political talk. > > Jammer is one of the nicest people I have met. We differ on politics but that’s part of life. We used to hug, but my big chest muscles and his belly muscles get all feisty, and last time he said I made “it” move… so we keep it arms length now. I respect the fact he’s human. :cool Shawn “plays along” and its all part of the spice of life. So many people are a pure bore. We dont play nice together often, but we play and enjoy it. Politically he was indoctrined and cant be changed, nor would I try… but its dangerous to my view of the American ideals… which are becoming a bit of a pastime , at least for now. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/24 "2008-11-06T11:52:40Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > Puts that JClark to shame. What did I say about leaving the kitchen? ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/25 "2008-11-06T11:52:59Z")
> [@Jammer](#): > > We used to hug, but my big chest muscles and his belly muscles get all feisty, and last time he said I made “it” move… so we keep it arms length now. I respect the fact he’s human. :cool A few things changed: Your big chest muscles are non-existant. And, I been dropping the LBS. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/26 "2008-11-06T11:53:27Z")
> [@JClark](#): > > What did I say about leaving the kitchen? :🙂 Sorry, he has a convertible. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/27 "2008-11-06T12:02:51Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#): > > A few things changed: Your big chest muscles are non-existant. And, I been dropping the LBS. 🙂 dropping them into what :lol ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/28 "2008-11-06T12:03:54Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#): > > A few things changed: Your big chest muscles are non-existant. And, I been dropping the LBS. 🙂 Dropping, or redistributing? And um, things have changed a bit on my end holmes. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/29 "2008-11-06T12:04:16Z")
> [@Singh](#): > > dropping them into what > > :lol Just off. I only gained weight because I tore my ACL 2X in college and I had a mass removed from my knee that was thought to be a tumor. I actually powered lifted from HS into college. So, I am finally back able to go to the gym. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/30 "2008-11-06T12:04:37Z")
> [@JClark](#): > > What did I say about leaving the kitchen? you said you would cut her. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/31 "2008-11-06T12:04:55Z")
> [@Jammer](#): > > Dropping, or redistributing? And um, things have changed a bit on my end holmes. You lost a ton of weight since I saw you last. I know you were in the gym but not sure your workout. Keep working and catch me on the flat bench. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/32 "2008-11-06T12:05:21Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#): > > Just off. I only gained weight because I tore my ACL 2X in college and I had a mass removed from my knee that was thought to be a tumor. I actually powered lifted from HS into college. So, I am finally back able to go to the gym. congrats lol im tryin to go back too im such an asshole tho i need to get my ass kicked into gear ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/33 "2008-11-06T12:05:37Z")
> [@Jammer](#): > > you said you would cut her. Thanks for backing me up man. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/34 "2008-11-06T12:05:51Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#): > > Just off. I only gained weight because I tore my ACL 2X in college and I had a mass removed from my knee that was thought to be a tumor. I actually powered lifted from HS into college. So, I am finally back able to go to the gym. This thread is useless without Pics ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/35 "2008-11-06T12:06:53Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > Thanks for backing me up man. :lol Not so cute NOW is he?! ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/36 "2008-11-06T12:07:15Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#): > > You lost a ton of weight since I saw you last. I know you were in the gym but not sure your workout. Keep working and catch me on the flat bench. 🙂 Dude, i could work out for 3 lifetimes and Adro up all I want and there no way i could “catch” you, I dont care how much you lost…your big boned and have a nice personality. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/37 "2008-11-06T12:07:34Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > :🙂 > > Sorry, he has a convertible. yay me ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/38 "2008-11-06T12:08:40Z")
> [@JClark](#): > > Not so cute NOW is he?! dont be jealous, you know I share. Evidently so does Joe. :nono Leavin to not make money. out ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/39 "2008-11-06T12:11:05Z")
> [@Jammer](#): > > Dude, i could work out for 3 lifetimes and Adro up all I want and there no way i could “catch” you, I dont care how much you lost…your big boned and have a nice personality. Unfortunately, due to your age you will have a hard time to match the younger crowd. The same goes for me. I can’t make the gains I used to no matter how hard I work. I never got a ride in the LS1. I expect one as I am coming to town in a month or so. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993/40 "2008-11-06T12:11:23Z")
1. The JClark/n!cole relationship is based strictly on interwebz interactions, and was entirely fabricated by Shawn. 2. The Jammer/n!cole relationship consists of a mutual “Hi, hows it going” and Joe and Jason going “BLAHBALHBLAHLBLAH FBODY FBODY”. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-all-the-americans/239993.md?page=3)