# where can I get a cheap mattress?

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**Created:** [March 15, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-can-i-get-a-cheap-mattress/266512 "2013-03-15T17:56:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-can-i-get-a-cheap-mattress/266512/117 "2013-03-19T10:45:34Z")

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> [@IF u know NIKUK and Pat(psychopjv) Have them call me ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-u-know-nikuk-and-pat-psychopjv-have-them-call-me-asap/52036/11):
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> does owning a house instantly make your penis bigger or something along those lines?

technically yes, b/c it makes getting laid easier, and if you’re getting laid you have a larger penis (unless you’re a shower, not a grower)

lol

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