# WHERE COULD I GET A BABY MONKEY?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 24, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964 "2008-02-24T18:44:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@elmisterioso666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/elmisterioso666)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/21 "2008-02-24T19:04:42Z")
is not a fucking joke
> [@Violator](#):
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> Listen EVERYBODY! , I need a Pink Elephant. ASAP PM me if you can help
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/22 "2008-02-24T19:05:08Z")
> [@Violator](#):
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> Listen EVERYBODY! , I need a Pink Elephant. ASAP PM me if you can help
pm’ed
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### Author:  [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/23 "2008-02-24T19:06:55Z")
> [@elmisterioso666](#):
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> is not a fucking joke
:picard:
You need to actually use your brain when making decisions sometimes.
Do some damn research BEFORE YOU HURT YOUR CHILD!
Monkeys are nasty and pretty fucking dangerous… ESPECIALLY to 3 year olds.
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/24 "2008-02-24T19:07:53Z")
[http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916\_030916\_primatepets.html](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916_030916_primatepets.html)
read this very carefully
[http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916\_030916\_primatepets.html](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916_030916_primatepets.html)
no realy, has good info
[http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916\_030916\_primatepets.html](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916_030916_primatepets.html)
seriously, if u dont want your face biten off by your pet monkey, yo should read this
[http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916\_030916\_primatepets.html](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916_030916_primatepets.html)
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/25 "2008-02-24T19:08:06Z")
> [@Violator](#):
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> Listen EVERYBODY! , I need a Pink Elephant. ASAP PM me if you can help
[http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-On-the-Move-Pink-Elephant-Planter\_W0QQitemZ300200478210QQihZ020QQcategoryZ86916QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem](http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-On-the-Move-Pink-Elephant-Planter_W0QQitemZ300200478210QQihZ020QQcategoryZ86916QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
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### Author:  [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/26 "2008-02-24T19:08:10Z")
> [@elmisterioso666](#):
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> is not a fucking joke
no, this is a fucking joke. who goes looking for a monkey a week before their daughters birthday. where is newman to tell you youre poor ugly and lacking intelligence?
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### Author:  [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/27 "2008-02-24T19:10:23Z")
by the way I am the polite one. Just WAIT till the other fucks on here get a hold of you.
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### Author:  [@elmisterioso666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/elmisterioso666)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/28 "2008-02-24T19:10:34Z")
i got the money, everything she wants i get it for her and if i do find one and he gets to try to do something to the baby his dead:hitit:
> [@Violator](#):
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> :picard:
> You need to actually use your brain when making decisions sometimes.
> Do some damn research BEFORE YOU HURT YOUR CHILD!
>
> Monkeys are nasty and pretty fucking dangerous… ESPECIALLY to 3 year olds.
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/29 "2008-02-24T19:11:26Z")
MONKEYS MAKE HORRIBLE PETS
/danecook
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### Author:  [@elmisterioso666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/elmisterioso666)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/30 "2008-02-24T19:12:15Z")
tell him to tell me that
> [@dirtye30](#):
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> no, this is a fucking joke. who goes looking for a monkey a week before their daughters birthday. where is newman to tell you youre poor ugly and lacking intelligence?
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### Author:  [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/31 "2008-02-24T19:13:45Z")
[http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=1gN0LCn4jvM&feature=related](http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=1gN0LCn4jvM&feature=related)
Start at 2:40
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/32 "2008-02-24T19:15:09Z")
Wow, you have absolutely no reasoning skills do you. I’m willing to bet that your 3 year old child may possibly pay with her life if you decide to get a fucking monkey. Did you ever think of that? YOUR DAUGHTER, WILL BE HURT IF YOU GET A FUCKING MONKEY.
simple as that. hopefully if you do decide to get one, it’ll go after your jugular.
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### Author:  [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/33 "2008-02-24T19:15:45Z")
> [@elmisterioso666](#):
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> tell him to tell me that
will do :tup:
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### Author:  [@elmisterioso666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/elmisterioso666)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/34 "2008-02-24T19:18:06Z")
LOL good one
> [@Violator](#):
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> [http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=1gN0LCn4jvM&feature=related](http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=1gN0LCn4jvM&feature=related)
>
> Start at 2:40
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### Author:  [@squid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/squid)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/35 "2008-02-24T19:18:53Z")
> [@Violator](#):
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> Listen EVERYBODY! , I need a Pink Elephant. ASAP PM me if you can help
I had one last Friday night, but by the time I woke up on Sunday he was gone. I think I lost him.
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### Author:  [@El\_Pistolero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/El_Pistolero)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/36 "2008-02-24T19:18:57Z")
> [@elmisterioso666](#):
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> i got the money, everything she wants i get it for her and if i do find one and he gets to try to do something to the baby his dead:hitit:
Like bite her throat? Put her eye out? Take a finger off? Gives her herpes B? Your BEST CASE scenario with a pet monkey and a young child is you get rid of it when you realize it’s a terrible pet and it’s abusing her like it would abuse the weakest monkey in its natural environment. Or when you get tired of it throwing shit around your house and pissing on everything, which it WILL do. Your WORST CASE is that in permanently and seriously injures her or someone else among your family and friends.
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/37 "2008-02-24T19:19:17Z")
whats so hard about telling someone they are poor ugly and lack intelligence?
he is poor ugly and lacks intelligence.
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### Author:  [@elmisterioso666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/elmisterioso666)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/38 "2008-02-24T19:20:27Z")
OK IT WAS JUST A FUCKING QUESTION
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### Author:  [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/39 "2008-02-24T19:20:50Z")
lolol
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/40 "2008-02-24T19:22:32Z")
> [@dirtye30](#):
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> will do :tup:
i would quite while youre ahead. just friendly advise
im pretty sure money wont stop him from getting it, but legally im sure it would be hell.
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