# WHERE COULD I GET A BABY MONKEY?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 24, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964 "2008-02-24T18:44:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/41 "2008-02-24T19:24:08Z")
i’m no spelling nazi, and i certianly misspell words, but is his speling and grammar really bothering anyone else but me?
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/42 "2008-02-24T19:24:10Z")
> [@elmisterioso666](#):
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> i got the money, everything she wants i get it for her :hitit:
ahh my friend… this is how you get walked on later in life…
ever see that show sweet 16 when the girl gets everything she wants…
provided the monkey hasnt deformed her by then
i know you have good intentions… but shes 3… she doesnt know any better… in bout a week, shell forget bout it and move to something else… just imagine when she starts wanting bigger animals 😉
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/43 "2008-02-24T19:26:15Z")
> [@evolve](#):
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> i’m no spelling nazi, and i certianly misspell words, but is his speling and grammar really bothering anyone else but me?
i’ve become acclimated to it… it was a slow process… but, its coming along
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### Author:  [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/44 "2008-02-24T19:26:26Z")
> [@dirtye30](#):
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> no, this is a fucking joke. who goes looking for a monkey a week before their daughters birthday. where is newman to tell you youre poor ugly and lacking intelligence?
You having that ugly fbody is a joke
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### Author:  [@elmisterioso666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/elmisterioso666)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/45 "2008-02-24T19:28:08Z")
I UNDERSTAND THAT I JUST HATE PEOPLE THAT TRY TO GET SMART,IT WAS JUST A QUESTION
> [@AFhockey31](#):
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> ahh my friend… this is how you get walked on later in life…
>
> ever see that show sweet 16 when the girl gets everything she wants…
>
> provided the monkey hasnt deformed her by then
>
> i know you have good intentions… but shes 3… she doesnt know any better… in bout a week, shell forget bout it and move to something else… just imagine when she starts wanting bigger animals 😉
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/46 "2008-02-24T19:28:14Z")
> [@evolve](#):
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> i’m no spelling nazi, and i certianly misspell words, but is his speling and grammar really bothering anyone else but me?
i think he barley speaks english, let alone type and have proper grammar. atleast as far as i know
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### Author:  [@eviltsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eviltsi)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/47 "2008-02-24T19:28:43Z")
By far the dumbest thread ever made in hstory of the interwebs.
For some reason I have a sick, sinking fealing that we will see you on the news next monday morning.
If you are serious about this, you completely fail at life.
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/48 "2008-02-24T19:29:30Z")
> [@layzie](#):
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> he barley speaks english, let alone type and have proper grammar. atleast as far as i know
not gonna lie… i laughed a bit
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### Author:  [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/49 "2008-02-24T19:30:28Z")
I dont get it,…whats the big deal with having a monkey?
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/50 "2008-02-24T19:31:53Z")
> [@Willybeen](#):
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> not gonna lie… i laughed a bit
why?
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/51 "2008-02-24T19:31:55Z")
> [@elmisterioso666](#):
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> OK IT WAS JUST A FUCKING QUESTION
LOL
Wow… I just read up on it. It seems like it would be a TON of upkeep. Not only that, Lifespan: 35-45 years getting a baby one… might even out live you.
Monkeys are very social, so depending how much you would actually be with the monkey you might have to get two of them.
Traveling, out of the question, seemingly impossible for someone to look after it for you.
> Larger monkeys are able to open refrigerators, doors even with a lock on it, turn over furniture, swing in curtains, open windows and escape …
Its like having a retard living at home with you :bloated:
[http://www.dos.state.ny.us/fire/wildanimalslist.html](http://www.dos.state.ny.us/fire/wildanimalslist.html)
Annual reporting…
seems like a ton of work…
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/52 "2008-02-24T19:33:33Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Its like having a retard living at home with you :bloated:
sad to say it, but I totally agree with that statement. Just because it’s furrier, (depending actually) doesn’t make it a cute thing to have around the house.
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### Author:  [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/53 "2008-02-24T19:39:19Z")
> [@dirtye30](#):
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> no, this is a fucking joke. who goes looking for a monkey a week before their daughters birthday. where is newman to tell you youre poor ugly and lacking intelligence?
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I doubt newman will say that about him...
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He knows better :-0 Right pumpkin ? :sario:
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/54 "2008-02-24T19:45:00Z")
> [@layzie](#):
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> why?
cuz it was an asshole comment… pretty typical of you… made me laugh
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/55 "2008-02-24T19:46:21Z")
i wasnt being an asshole
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### Author:  [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/56 "2008-02-24T19:50:56Z")
LOL wow
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### Author:  [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/57 "2008-02-24T19:51:30Z")
> [@Estorvito](#):
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> You having that ugly fbody is a joke
oh? and my car has what to do with this thread? youre being two faced so this guy must be your boi. dont be a prick jojo, this monkey thing is really not a good idea. be a true friend and look out for your guy and his family.
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/58 "2008-02-24T19:53:16Z")
doesnt one of the girls from girls next door have a monkey?
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/59 "2008-02-24T19:55:48Z")
> [@layzie](#):
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> doesnt one of the girls from girls next door have a monkey?
hahahahahaha
this is the greatest thread ive ever witnessed on here… and i wont be able to view it tomorrow from work 😢
edit: this thread is just over an hour long and has 359 views
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/60 "2008-02-24T20:00:37Z")
lol @ buy a monkey.
Someone has watched too much grandmas boy.
In related news, monkeys bite, always get lice, and throw there poo.
Thats ideal for a 3 yr old.
Someone call CPS
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