# WHERE COULD I GET A BABY MONKEY?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 24, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964 "2008-02-24T18:44:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/61 "2008-02-24T20:03:06Z")

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all we need now is HAiRymONkEe to post in here…

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**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/62 "2008-02-24T20:03:26Z")

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> [@dirtye30](#):
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> oh? and my car has what to do with this thread? youre being two faced so this guy must be your boi. dont be a prick jojo, this monkey thing is really not a good idea. be a true friend and look out for your guy and his family.

Im never a 2 face. Get your shit straight… I dont even know you so i give 2 fucks about you or anyone that dont like/talk shit about me on this forum. Ohh and yes…he IS my “BOI”

**The man asked a simple question** and you stupid ignorant fucks always have something stupid to say. **The money is there…** That’s not a problem. He was just asking for YOUR advise and where to find one. He doesnt speak much english but at least he tries. \<–spl?

Its just like **(muscle50)** said… A lot of you guys are ethugs… Hiding behind a computer screen yakiddi yakkiddin… BUt not one of you ignorant fucks have the balls to say anything to him/me in person.

I tell you what… Lets make it simple…  
If youre not going to help him out… GTF OUT OF HIS THREAD.

kthnx

edit: changed size so you can read it better.

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**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/63 "2008-02-24T20:03:43Z")

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lol if for some stupid reason you do end up finding and buying one, i cant wait for the day it starts throwing shit at your guys and then you ask how to get shit stains out of a carpet.

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**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/64 "2008-02-24T20:08:35Z")

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ohh and hes far from being poor…  
AND UGLY…:walter:

Ask Newman… He knows

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/65 "2008-02-24T20:11:40Z")

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> [@Estorvito](#):
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> Im never a 2 face. Get your shit straight… I dont even know you so i give 2 fucks about you or anyone that dont like/talk shit about me on this forum. Ohh and yes…he IS my “BOI”
> 
> **The man asked a simple question** and you stupid ignorant fucks always have something stupid to say. **The money is there…** That’s not a problem. He was just asking for YOUR advise and where to find one. He doesnt speak much english but at least he tries. \<–spl?
> 
> Its just like **(muscle50)** said… A lot of you guys are ethugs… Hiding behind a computer yakiddi yakkiddin… BUt not one of you ignorant fucks have the balls to say anything to him/me in person.
> 
> I tell you what… Lets make it simple…  
> If youre not going to help him out… GTF OUT OF HIS THREAD.
> 
> kthnx

I’m sure most of the people in this thread wouldn’t have a problem telling him getting a monkey is a real stupid fucking idea to his face as well. Especially since the safety of a 3 year old girl is at risk.

What did you think would happen in this thread?

on a side note - I know he isn’t great with english, so bashing his spelling isn’t quite right. Like Estorvito said, he’s trying and deserves alot of credit for that.

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/66 "2008-02-24T20:13:46Z")

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> [@Estorvito](#):
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> you stupid ignorant fucks always have something stupid to say.

i dont know you… and have nothing against you nor him… BUT… i find it very ironic that you use the terms “ignorant fucks” to describe us, but stand behind someone who wants to buy his THREE YEAR OLD A MONKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE…

sure people on here may come off a lil wrong in saying its not a good idea, but basic common sense will tell you that any animal that you can go to the zoo to see, should not be made into a pet for a toddler

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/67 "2008-02-24T20:16:38Z")

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act first, think later.

I still don’t understand how anyone can seriously get angry enough to fight someone because of something said on here.

I find it hilarious every time I get threatened

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/68 "2008-02-24T20:17:04Z")

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> [@Estorvito](#):
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> Im never a 2 face. Get your shit straight… I dont even know you so i give 2 fucks about you or anyone that dont like/talk shit about me on this forum. Ohh and yes…he IS my “BOI”
> 
> **The man asked a simple question** and you stupid ignorant fucks always have something stupid to say. **The money is there…** That’s not a problem. He was just asking for YOUR advise and where to find one. He doesnt speak much english but at least he tries. \<–spl?
> 
> Its just like **(muscle50)** said… A lot of you guys are ethugs… Hiding behind a computer screen yakiddi yakkiddin… BUt not one of you ignorant fucks have the balls to say anything to him/me in person.
> 
> I tell you what… Lets make it simple…  
> If youre not going to help him out… GTF OUT OF HIS THREAD.
> 
> kthnx
> 
> edit: changed size so you can read it better.

MY ADVISE WAS NOT TO GET A FUCKING MONKEY!!! I said my friend had one and its not a good idea. dont lump me in with the rest of the ignorant fucks on here. the poor dumb and ugly statement is used as a synonomously with stupid ideas.

the fellow who wants a monkey isnt yzzi by chance is it?

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/69 "2008-02-24T20:17:31Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> act first, think later.
> 
> I still don’t understand how anyone can seriously get angry enough to fight someone because of something said on here.
> 
> I find it hilarious every time I get threatened

i wanna fight you 👋

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/70 "2008-02-24T20:18:46Z")

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> [@AFhockey31](#):
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> i wanna fight you 👋

OH FUCK YOU !! YOU ARE DONE!!

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/71 "2008-02-24T20:20:40Z")

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> [@Estorvito](#):
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> ohh and hes far from being poor…  
> AND UGLY…:walter:
> 
> Ask Newman… He knows

you forgot to argue the comment thats hes dumb, for wanting to buy a monkey for his daughter.

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/72 "2008-02-24T20:21:01Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> OH FUCK YOU !! YOU ARE DONE!!

bring it bish… ill bring my keyboard

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**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/73 "2008-02-24T20:22:16Z")

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> [@Estorvito](#):
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> I dont get it,…whats the big deal with having a monkey?

the big deal is that there is a 3 year old that does not know any better and he seems to care less. as long as he gets her what she wants hes happy but does not think about what could happen the her him or anyone that goes into the house

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/74 "2008-02-24T20:23:21Z")

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[http://www.sea-monkeys.com/home.html](http://www.sea-monkeys.com/home.html)

maybe start with these. shes young and it says monkey so shell love it. easy to take care of so its a win win situation

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/75 "2008-02-24T20:25:05Z")

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Holy crap…

I’m gonna go subscribe to google news for:  
Buffalo, monkey, 3 year old, poo flinger, violence

Probably one of the worse ideas in child rearing history.  
3 year olds will get over it. Get her a stuffed curious george.

Wow. Just wow.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/76 "2008-02-24T20:26:30Z")

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> [@AFhockey31](#):
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> bring it bish… ill bring my keyboard

should bring a montior? or can we umm share the computer? Either way you are going down!

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**Author:** ![PumiceT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@PumiceT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PumiceT)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/77 "2008-02-24T20:28:03Z")

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Anything she wants, you get it for her? If she wanted a unicorn, what would you do? That would be pretty interesting. Maybe next she’ll want a dinosaur. Fucking Jurassic Park, anyone?

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**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/78 "2008-02-24T20:32:58Z")

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i never agreed with him in the first place.  
I just dont like the fact that you “fucks” \<–sorry. I swear im not trying to be mean i just cant find the right word. 😉  
always have something stupid to say.

WHy not just help him out?

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**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/79 "2008-02-24T20:33:43Z")

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:ohnoes:

Not worth the risk.

And if you’re truly serious…ask the people on youtube who post videos of their pet monkeys for advice,i’m sure they’ll shed some light on the subject.

Cost,Risk,Habitat,legalities…etc

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/80 "2008-02-24T20:38:01Z")

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im just here to say i really enjoy this idea.

ive always wanted a pet monkey

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