# WHERE COULD I GET A BABY MONKEY? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 24, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964 "2008-02-24T18:44:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/81 "2008-02-24T20:39:11Z")
> [@Estorvito](#): > > i never agreed with him in the first place. > I just dont like the fact that you “fucks” \<–sorry. I swear im not trying to be mean i just cant find the right word. 😉 > always have somthing stupid to say. > > WHy not just help him out? we are helping him by trying to steer him in the right direction (well at least i was, some people are just downright ruthless). > [@Jam](#): > > im just here to say i really enjoy this idea. > > ive always wanted a pet monkey you would. and i did too, until i witnessed firsthand the fucking evil creatures that they are. ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/82 "2008-02-24T20:42:59Z")
Can you train it to be a trunk monkey? 😃 Then it might have some validity ---
**Author:** ![ecoshardcore](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecoshardcore/32/7591_2.png) [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/83 "2008-02-24T20:43:07Z")
5 stars. Simply brilliant ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/84 "2008-02-24T21:09:04Z")
> [@camarojoe](#): > > Can you train it to be a trunk monkey? 😃 > > Then it might have some validity [![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/49f5a1b4769aea2572aa975ed648563962cdd9ea.jpeg "Suburban Auto Group Trunk Monkey #4 - Thrown off a Bridge") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geynA-JYDHE) ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/85 "2008-02-24T21:32:16Z")
> [@Estorvito](#): > > **The man asked a simple question** and you stupid ignorant fucks always have something stupid to say. So let me get this straight, someone wants to get a pet monkey for his daughter and his daughter may very well be killed by it but the people here trying to warn him about this are stupid and ignorant? This whole thread can’t really be happening. I think I’m going to wake up any second now and be like “damn, what a weird dream.” ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/86 "2008-02-24T22:24:54Z")
i am to perverted to have a monkey i would slap him and giggle like peter griffin. i didnt even think you can get one here as a house pet but hold on ill brb ill look into it ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/87 "2008-02-24T22:26:19Z")
A monkey would be a huge commitment but such a badass pet none the less. If you do manage to get one, I wish you luck. They sound like a hand full but god I’d love a chimp:) ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/88 "2008-02-24T22:27:08Z")
[http://www.primatestore.com/monkeywant.htmv](http://www.primatestore.com/monkeywant.htmv) pretty much monkeys are attention whores. it takes alot of commitment to train them. it is not fair to the animal if you cannot provide the home. i am still looking on info to buy ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/89 "2008-02-24T22:28:42Z")
[http://www.essortment.com/petsmonkeycare\_rgay.htm](http://www.essortment.com/petsmonkeycare_rgay.htm) that should be helpful. no pet store in buffalo will carry one so you have to find a wholesaler. this article says they are pretty shady guys who sell monkeys ---
**Author:** ![Silver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silver/32/4953_2.png) [@Silver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/90 "2008-02-24T22:53:53Z")
Hahaha, this is going to be a classic case of darwinism. Nature killing off a particular line of the genetic pool due to poor, basic survival skills. ---
**Author:** ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/91 "2008-02-24T22:54:29Z")
i want a monkey too i have plenty of time and space to take care of one so where all the links at i figured seeing the title there would be at least one in this failed thread 4 pages not 1 answer ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/92 "2008-02-24T23:04:15Z")
> [@Cavi Mike](#): > > So let me get this straight, someone wants to get a pet monkey for his daughter and his daughter may very well be killed by it but the people here trying to warn him about this are stupid and ignorant? > > This whole thread can’t really be happening. I think I’m going to wake up any second now and be like “damn, what a weird dream.” I you have nothing + to say Shut the fuck up and stay out of this thread. then again this is off topic sooo… whatever carrry on :2fingers: ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/93 "2008-02-24T23:06:18Z")
> [@slowtalon](#): > > i want a monkey too i have plenty of time and space to take care of one so where all the links at i figured seeing the title there would be at least one in this failed thread 4 pages not 1 answer ENGLISH YOU FAGOR’ haha edit: dont wake me up early ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/94 "2008-02-24T23:08:30Z")
If you buy a monkey, teach him how to knife fight. ![http://www.victorlams.com/etc/images/george-1.jpg](http://www.victorlams.com/etc/images/george-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![elmisterioso666](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/elmisterioso666/32/5107_2.png) [@elmisterioso666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/elmisterioso666)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/95 "2008-02-24T23:51:45Z")
:lockd::lockd::lockd::lockd::lockd::lockd::lockd::lockd::lockd::lockd: ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/96 "2008-02-25T00:18:45Z")
what about getting her a sugar glider or something like that? ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/97 "2008-02-25T00:22:01Z")
> [@91CRXSI](#): > > what about getting her a sugar glider or something like that? They also live 20-ish years and are very needy. I’m highly considering getting one soon now that I’ll have the time to care for one. ---
**Author:** ![elmisterioso666](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/elmisterioso666/32/5107_2.png) [@elmisterioso666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/elmisterioso666)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/98 "2008-02-25T00:22:10Z")
what’s that? > [@91CRXSI](#): > > what about getting her a sugar glider or something like that? ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/99 "2008-02-25T00:24:54Z")
> [@elmisterioso666](#): > > what’s that? I saw them at the flea market down union near french before it closed, amazing little creatures. I STILL have this site bookmarked from like 2 years ago… > **[SugarGlider.com](http://www.sugarglider.com/)** > > General information about sugar gliders, message board, chat room, and user created blogs, photos and more. Gives you all the basic info you need on owning and caring for one. Hope that helps 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/100 "2008-02-25T00:25:59Z")
These are gentle enough for a child… and large enough to where she wont hurt them. No claws at all. Super soft and fluffy. Very clean animals. Maintenance is not bad. Good size match and good temperament. ![http://www.lillyarts.com/assets/images/Chinchilla-Inca-newer.jpg](http://www.lillyarts.com/assets/images/Chinchilla-Inca-newer.jpg) ![http://pepck-and-the-ketogenic-diet.com/chinchilla-8s_op_750x504.jpg](http://pepck-and-the-ketogenic-diet.com/chinchilla-8s_op_750x504.jpg) ![http://www.the-white-pages-of-chinchilla-pictures.com/cages/chinchilla-cage-from-chinchilla-lexikon-02.jpg](http://www.the-white-pages-of-chinchilla-pictures.com/cages/chinchilla-cage-from-chinchilla-lexikon-02.jpg) ![http://pepck-and-the-ketogenic-diet.com/chinchilla-5s_op_750x505.jpg](http://pepck-and-the-ketogenic-diet.com/chinchilla-5s_op_750x505.jpg) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964.md?page=6)