# WHERE COULD I GET A BABY MONKEY?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 24, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964 "2008-02-24T18:44:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@elmisterioso666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/elmisterioso666)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/101 "2008-02-25T00:33:31Z")
they look like a bat
> [@cky89](#):
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> I saw them at the flea market down union near french before it closed, amazing little creatures.
> I STILL have this site bookmarked from like 2 years ago…
> [http://www.sugarglider.com/](http://www.sugarglider.com/)
> Gives you all the basic info you need on owning and caring for one.
>
> Hope that helps 🙂
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 12:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/102 "2008-02-25T00:35:28Z")
> [@elmisterioso666](#):
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> they look like a bat
More squirrel-esque in person. But yes, they do have many bat characteristics.
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### Author:  [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 12:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/103 "2008-02-25T00:42:35Z")
who wouldnt want one of these little guys?!?!?!
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### Author:  [@Silver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/104 "2008-02-25T00:49:40Z")
Chinchilla’s are awesome, I had one when I was young.
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/105 "2008-02-25T04:35:36Z")
i see you lookin newman… please post something before i go to work and have to wait all day…
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 4:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/106 "2008-02-25T04:41:06Z")
man.
at first i thought elmisterioso666 was a jerk.
but then he turned out to be SUPER RAD (like me).
if he’s got the yaper (he does) and he wants to have a fucking monkey ridin highside (he does) on his insane bottled gxr while he’s doing a helmet-less rolling burnout wheelie rollin 30 deep during the puerto rican parade (he does) yollerin at tasty PR babies in semi-broken english (he probably does) then he fucking can.
that monkey will be bringing him jose cuer 18 dummy on a platter if it knows what’s good for him, else he’s likely to get pistol whipped.
dude’s real
for reference (0:28-1:00):
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/107 "2008-02-25T04:55:20Z")
I’ve always wanted a monkey - hope you get it and then I want to come play with it.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/108 "2008-02-25T05:36:17Z")
> New York
> Category: B
>
> Summary of Law: It is unlawful for a person to possess a wild animal. A wild animal is defined as: all members of the felidae family (except domestic cats); all members of the canidae family (except domestic dogs); all bears; all non-human primates, venomous reptiles, and crocodiles. A person who possesses a wild animal on the effective date of the law, January 1, 2005, has 60 days to obtain a permit for the animal with the Department of Environmental Conservation.
>
> Citation: N.Y. ENVTL. CONSERV. §11-0103, §11-0303, §11-0511, §11-0512, §11-0516, §11-0103, and §11-0917; N.Y. AGRIC. & MKTS. §370.
It is illegal to possess a primate in NYS. Keep this discussion on the topic of legal pets or it gets closed.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/109 "2008-02-25T05:43:24Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> It is illegal to possess a primate in NYS. Keep this discussion on the topic of legal pets or it gets closed.
why? we talk about illegal stuff on here all the time. :bloated: (ie: STREETRACING)
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### Author:  [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/110 "2008-02-25T05:54:26Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> It is illegal to possess a primate in NYS. Keep this discussion on the topic of legal pets or it gets closed.
:bloated:
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/111 "2008-02-25T05:55:55Z")
:bloated:
> [@newman](#):
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> why? we talk about illegal stuff on here all the time. (ie: STREETRACING)
Eh good point. Go ahead and talk about your pet monkey racing down sheridan while drunk with a dead hooker in the trunk. Just don’t let a 3 year old girl have one.
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/112 "2008-02-25T05:57:01Z")
sweet so you can own a gator…but not a croc? pretty good deal 🆙
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### Author:  [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/113 "2008-02-25T06:10:49Z")
> [@Violator](#):
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> These are gentle enough for a child… and large enough to where she wont hurt them.
> No claws at all. Super soft and fluffy.
> Very clean animals. Maintenance is not bad.
> Good size match and good temperament.
omg i love Chinchilla’s i have always wanted one
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### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/114 "2008-02-25T06:56:27Z")
i had a chinchilla back in the day, theyre kind of a pain to take care of because you have to give them dust baths and shit to keep them soft, but way easier than upkeep for a monkey
and monkeys have ALWAYS BEEN ILLEGAL IN NYS
pointless thread, pointless to argue about, there is NO WAY for this kid to acquire a monkey anywhere around here. Driving to NYC and buying one illegally with some horrible temperament is going to be this kids only choice.
i tried getting a monkey before i bought my chinchilla. not going to happen.
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### Author:  [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/115 "2008-02-25T07:47:01Z")
I’m just here to say that there is no way in hell that this guy is legit with this thread.
Who the fuck in their right mind buys a real, live monkey for their 3 year old?!?!?
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### Author:  [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/116 "2008-02-25T07:52:51Z")
Does anybody know where i can get a King cobra? my puppy wants somebody to play with… She really likes snakes, and she is my dog so i get her whatever she wants…
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/117 "2008-02-25T07:53:37Z")
I dunno, he’s come up with some outlandish stuff before and people that know him were saying not to put it past him.
Elmisterio did you ever buy a dyno?
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### Author:  [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/118 "2008-02-25T07:55:03Z")
> [@Viper966](#):
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> Does anybody know where i can get a King cobra? my puppy wants somebody to play with… She really likes snakes, and she is my dog so i get her whatever she wants…
:lol:
that honestly might be the funniest post i have ever read… :lol:
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### Author:  [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/119 "2008-02-25T08:00:14Z")
> [@eclipsed](#):
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> :lol:
>
> that honestly might be the funniest post i have ever read… :lol:
lol youre a funny dude… stfu
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### Author:  [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-could-i-get-a-baby-monkey/43964/120 "2008-02-25T08:01:12Z")
> [@Fry](#):
>
> I dunno, he’s come up with some outlandish stuff before and people that know him were saying not to put it past him.
>
> Elmisterio did you ever buy a dyno?
We are working on it.
😉
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