# where do you keep your condoms? **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 11, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468 "2007-08-11T20:19:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fr0z3N](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f1d935/32.png) [@Fr0z3N](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fr0z3N)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/1 "2007-08-11T20:19:15Z")
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I am going, upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "And the moral of this story is.: Always keep your condoms in your car. ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/2 "2007-08-11T20:35:00Z")
nice copy and paste ---
**Author:** ![nwmrkt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/aca169/32.png) [@nwmrkt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nwmrkt)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/3 "2007-08-11T20:43:25Z")
read this before, not bad. ---
**Author:** ![snowboard\_240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/snowboard_240sx/32/5519_2.png) [@snowboard\_240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowboard_240sx)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/4 "2007-08-11T20:50:37Z")
condoms are for homos ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/5 "2007-08-11T20:53:12Z")
> [@chemical weapons found in Iraq?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemical-weapons-found-in-iraq/13615/66): > > condoms are for homos homos dont use condoms ---
**Author:** ![DJPyro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/6 "2007-08-11T20:53:32Z")
> [@chemical weapons found in Iraq?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemical-weapons-found-in-iraq/13615/66): > > condoms are for homos fags and sailors, as the belief goes. The best form of birth control is always and has always been… A fake name. ---
**Author:** ![jammin1911](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@jammin1911](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jammin1911)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/7 "2007-08-11T21:26:40Z")
i wanna fuck the younger sister, she sounds like a hottie ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/8 "2007-08-12T00:14:08Z")
the best form of birth control is coming on her face… says the soon-to-be father ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/9 "2007-08-12T07:25:45Z")
the best form of birth control is to push her down the stairs ---
**Author:** ![slipperysilvia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slipperysilvia/32/5485_2.png) [@slipperysilvia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipperysilvia)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/10 "2007-08-12T07:30:46Z")
hahahahhahahhaha ---
**Author:** ![G-E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/g-e/32/5546_2.png) [@G-E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/G-E)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/11 "2007-08-12T07:49:41Z")
tell the hot little sister to get naked and put on some whip cream in the kitchen… if she’s for real, there would be no hesitation if there’s a doubt, there is no doubt 😜 ---
**Author:** ![S13GG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s13gg/32/5506_2.png) [@S13GG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S13GG)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/12 "2007-08-12T07:59:06Z")
comdoms kept in the GF’s nightstand NICE temp environment ---
**Author:** ![LATIN\_HEAT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@LATIN\_HEAT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LATIN_HEAT)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/13 "2007-08-12T09:59:15Z")
HAHAHA omg the best post ever lol ---
**Author:** ![ls6s13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ls6s13/32/5657_2.png) [@ls6s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ls6s13)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/14 "2007-08-12T10:11:44Z")
thast fuckin golden…id get the hell outta that physco family if that was there lil “test” ---
**Author:** ![matty](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matty/32/5043_2.png) [@matty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matty)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/15 "2007-08-12T10:28:47Z")
what is with some people thinking this story is true are you retarded? to the guy who posted this wasteo of bandwidth i left one of my condoms in your moms gaping pussy ha! ---
**Author:** ![GetARide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@GetARide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GetARide)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/16 "2007-08-12T10:34:41Z")
> [@vid of the most annoying mod...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vid-of-the-most-annoying-mod/13668/4): > > what is with some people thinking this story is true > > are you retarded? > > to the guy who posted this wasteo of bandwidth > > i left one of my condoms in your moms gaping pussy ha! That makes you… A MOthafuka. ---
**Author:** ![Chad\_Dugan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chad_dugan/32/5576_2.png) [@Chad\_Dugan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chad_Dugan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/17 "2007-08-12T10:41:06Z")
> [@Fri 6/23: O Bar/Lounge](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fri-6-23-o-bar-lounge/13622/33): > > the best form of birth control is coming on her face… > > says the soon-to-be father hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Fr0z3N](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f1d935/32.png) [@Fr0z3N](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fr0z3N)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/18 "2007-08-12T10:57:08Z")
> [@vid of the most annoying mod...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vid-of-the-most-annoying-mod/13668/4): > > what is with some people thinking this story is true > > are you retarded? > > to the guy who posted this wasteo of bandwidth > > i left one of my condoms in your moms gaping pussy ha! rofl thats so sad loser. I thought it was funny 😛 ---
**Author:** ![DarkForceJackal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@DarkForceJackal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DarkForceJackal)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/19 "2007-08-12T11:04:31Z")
> [@Going to the dealer tomorrow to order..............](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/going-to-the-dealer-tomorrow-to-order/13669/3): > > thast fuckin golden…id get the hell outta that physco family if that was there lil “test” That’s exactly what I was thinking! ---
**Author:** ![Alex\_Dee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/alex_dee/32/5571_2.png) [@Alex\_Dee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alex_Dee)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468/20 "2007-08-12T11:23:38Z")
honestly i would have failed that test [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-keep-your-condoms/108468.md?page=2)