# where do you put your hands to keep warm in the winter?

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**Created:** [January 29, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-put-your-hands-to-keep-warm-in-the-winter/62142 "2009-01-29T13:24:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-put-your-hands-to-keep-warm-in-the-winter/62142/1 "2009-01-29T13:24:44Z")

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> JANUARY 29–Meet Janice McCarl. The Colorado woman, 53, was arrested last night for allegedly sexually assaulting a male friend late last year. McCarl, seen below in a Longmont Police Department mug shot, was booked into jail on a felony charge of suspicion of sexual assault. According to a police report, a copy of which [you’ll find here](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0129092mccarl2.html), the victim, 50, told investigators that he invited McCarl to a barbecue at his home last November. Following the barbecue, the man contends that he passed out and awoke to find McCarl molesting him. The man, who believes that he was somehow drugged by McCarl, told police that she **“had her hands…in his ass.”** The man said that when he later confronted McCarl, she laughed and asked, “What did I do, kill somebody.” He added that McCarl eventually acknowledged the molestation and apologized. McCarl’s arrest was first reported today by the [Daily Camera](http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2009/jan/29/longmont-woman-accused-raping-male-friend/). The victim told police that, prior to the attack, he had been “intimate” with McCarl “approximately 5-6 times since July 2008.” McCarl is scheduled to appear this afternoon in Boulder County District Court.

> **[Cops: Woman Molested Male Friend](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cops-woman-molested-male-friend)**
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> JANUARY 29--Meet Janice McCarl.
> The Colorado woman, 53, was arrested last night for allegedly sexually assaulting a male friend late last year. McCarl, seen in a Longmont Police Department mug shot, w

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**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-put-your-hands-to-keep-warm-in-the-winter/62142/2 "2009-01-29T13:29:01Z")

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It’s stories like this one that are responsible for my fear of passing out at parties…

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-put-your-hands-to-keep-warm-in-the-winter/62142/3 "2009-01-29T13:35:07Z")

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:sario:

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-put-your-hands-to-keep-warm-in-the-winter/62142/4 "2009-01-29T14:47:09Z")

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wow HANDS? like both, at the same time?

ow…

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-put-your-hands-to-keep-warm-in-the-winter/62142/5 "2009-01-29T14:49:14Z")

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is that a guy or a girl?!?!?!?

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**Author:** ![FASTMOFO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9de053/32.png) [@FASTMOFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FASTMOFO)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-put-your-hands-to-keep-warm-in-the-winter/62142/6 "2009-01-29T14:51:04Z")

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whats worse is he willingly fucked her before that

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-put-your-hands-to-keep-warm-in-the-winter/62142/7 "2009-01-29T14:51:34Z")

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:iobarf:

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-put-your-hands-to-keep-warm-in-the-winter/62142/8 "2009-01-29T15:10:59Z")

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BAHAHAH i hate when that happens…You just want to take a quick nap and you get fists in the ass.
