# Where the fuck has ShalerPunk been?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 21, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451 "2006-02-21T20:24:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/1 "2006-02-21T20:24:11Z")

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:dunno:

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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/2 "2006-02-21T20:25:11Z")

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sadly, I thought the same thing not so long ago 🙂 LOL

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/3 "2006-02-21T20:25:46Z")

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what you feel alone without the other crack head here?

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/4 "2006-02-21T20:26:56Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> :dunno:

new house keeping him busy???

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/5 "2006-02-21T20:27:54Z")

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yeah he was just talkin about the cement furniture he is makin. just this past weekend. i have seen him. on here that is… shhhhhh

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/6 "2006-02-21T20:47:57Z")

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just order a pizza hell show up.

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/7 "2006-02-21T21:18:33Z")

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hes getting fired from delivering pizza because he ate someones pizza in their driveway, because they pissed him off.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/8 "2006-02-21T21:36:51Z")

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> [@Cheeks](#):
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> hes getting fired from delivering pizza because he ate someones pizza in their driveway, because they pissed him off.

:bowrofl:

thats the funniest thing ive ever heard. I love that kid. 🤣

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/9 "2006-02-21T21:37:23Z")

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> [@jinxxycat](#):
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> sadly, I thought the same thing not so long ago 🙂 LOL

wow. pretty soon we’ll be completing each other’s sentences… :love:

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/10 "2006-02-26T00:14:06Z")

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> [@Cheeks](#):
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> hes getting fired from delivering pizza because he ate someones pizza in their driveway, because they pissed him off.

lol. i didn’t get fired.

and it goes a little something like this:

i took a delivery to 300 Linden in Sharpsburg. 300 Linden is a multi-unit (section 8?) tenement. My delivery slip had no apartment number on it, but it did have a last name and a phone number. I called him to get his apartment number. No answer. I checked to see if the last name matched any on the buzzer. It didn’t. I tried calling again and he picked up. He gave me a serious attitude, so I replied with, “Fuck it; I’m eating your pizza,” and hung up on him.

As I tore into his pizza and drove off, he called back screaming, “Where is my pizza?”

I replied with a pizza-muffled, “In muh mouf,” and hung up, never to hear from him again.

And the boss? Didn’t give a shit.

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/11 "2006-02-26T00:18:08Z")

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as for my lack of posting?

i’ve been working on my house, delivering forty hours a week, going to college, etc…

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**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/12 "2006-02-26T05:15:01Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/13 "2006-02-26T07:40:43Z")

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> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> lol. i didn’t get fired.
> 
> and it goes a little something like this:
> 
> i took a delivery to 300 Linden in Sharpsburg. 300 Linden is a multi-unit (section 8?) tenement. My delivery slip had no apartment number on it, but it did have a last name and a phone number. I called him to get his apartment number. No answer. I checked to see if the last name matched any on the buzzer. It didn’t. I tried calling again and he picked up. He gave me a serious attitude, so I replied with, “Fuck it; I’m eating your pizza,” and hung up on him.
> 
> As I tore into his pizza and drove off, he called back screaming, “Where is my pizza?”
> 
> I replied with a pizza-muffled, “In muh mouf,” and hung up, never to hear from him again.
> 
> And the boss? Didn’t give a shit.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/14 "2006-02-26T07:51:23Z")

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:bsflag: !!!

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**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/15 "2006-02-26T07:55:40Z")

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lol, classic 🙂

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/16 "2006-02-26T07:58:25Z")

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:gives:

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**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/17 "2006-02-26T08:25:44Z")

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> [@Quik](#):
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> :gives:

yeah i know 98% of the site says that about you.

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**Author:** ![vw16vcabby](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vw16vcabby/32/5943_2.png) [@vw16vcabby](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vw16vcabby)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/18 "2006-02-26T08:38:25Z")

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thats funny shit. good luck w/ the house/school too.

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/19 "2006-02-26T09:19:22Z")

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Shalerpunk is a meat-gazer. I have proof.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-the-fuck-has-shalerpunk-been/180451/20 "2006-02-26T10:47:04Z")

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> [@ShalerPunk](#):
>
> lol. i didn’t get fired.
> 
> and it goes a little something like this:
> 
> i took a delivery to 300 Linden in Sharpsburg. 300 Linden is a multi-unit (section 8?) tenement. My delivery slip had no apartment number on it, but it did have a last name and a phone number. I called him to get his apartment number. No answer. I checked to see if the last name matched any on the buzzer. It didn’t. I tried calling again and he picked up. He gave me a serious attitude, so I replied with, “Fuck it; I’m eating your pizza,” and hung up on him.
> 
> As I tore into his pizza and drove off, he called back screaming, “Where is my pizza?”
> 
> I replied with a pizza-muffled, “In muh mouf,” and hung up, never to hear from him again.
> 
> And the boss? Didn’t give a shit.

you’re my hero! 🤣 🤣 🤣

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