# wheres the wire cutters

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 14, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046 "2006-05-14T23:59:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author: ![blk300tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@blk300tt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk300tt)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/1 "2006-05-14T23:59:25Z")

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so i ran out of my liquid loritabs and this damn adult liqiud tylenol shit doesnt work at all and im sittin awake cause my fucking mouth hurts sooo bad. and im sick of eating all my meals thru a fucking straw and not being able to talk, yawn,cough,smile. fuck,fuck,fuck. this blows

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### Author: ![99\_civic\_si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99_civic_si/32/7319_2.png) [@99\_civic\_si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99_civic_si)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/2 "2006-05-15T04:23:52Z")

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So I’m guessing you insulted a midget and he punched you out resulting in you having your jaw wired shut. If so, you got what you deserve, no go eat some pudding motherfucker. If not, sorry to hear man, I’ll buy the pudding.

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### Author: ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2006, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/3 "2006-05-15T06:40:20Z")

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pics of the grill, just crush up some regular loritabs and snort 'em…j/k(maybe)

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2006, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/4 "2006-05-15T07:04:07Z")

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> [@ezfd](#):
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> j/k(maybe)

:lol:

hit your big toe with a hammer… wont even feel your jaw 😛

honesly, maybe call your doctor and tell him your in pain… and to give you some meds 🙂

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### Author: ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2006, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/5 "2006-05-15T07:57:39Z")

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actually he was jumped in carslise.

PICS OF THE GRILL

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### Author: ![99\_civic\_si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99_civic_si/32/7319_2.png) [@99\_civic\_si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99_civic_si)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/6 "2006-05-18T15:30:03Z")

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> [@Locutus](#):
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> actually he was jumped in carslise.
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> PICS OF THE GRILL

by a midget!?

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### Author: ![blk300tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@blk300tt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk300tt)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/7 "2006-05-18T15:57:13Z")

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> [@99\_civic\_si](#):
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> by a midget!?

i dont get it

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### Author: ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/8 "2006-05-18T16:47:25Z")

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you could do whats trendy and freebase morphine patches :gotme:

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### Author: ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/9 "2006-05-18T17:15:59Z")

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^^ mmm…mmm…mmm…freebase…

you know eric, there are OTHER ways to take pills.

suck it up you fucking pussy!

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### Author: ![99\_civic\_si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99_civic_si/32/7319_2.png) [@99\_civic\_si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99_civic_si)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheres-the-wire-cutters/12046/10 "2006-05-18T17:34:19Z")

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> [@blk300tt](#):
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> i dont get it

There’s really nothing to get. I don’t know where the hell I came up with that first post to begin with. Just some random shit I guess. The irony in the situation, is that you did actually get punch/kicked/crowbarred/whatever and now your jaw is wired. I didn’t even know that had happened when I made that post. Sorry to hear anyway mang, and I believe I owe you some pudding!
