# Which is more likely to...

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 1, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514 "2004-10-01T22:51:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![fattyvr6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/977dab/32.png) [@fattyvr6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fattyvr6)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/1 "2004-10-01T22:51:02Z")

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get you laid…

A Ferrari Enzo, or a Lotus Elise…???

Your thoughts, please…

(a disagreement between myself and Shalerpunk…)

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**Author:** ![vw16vcabby](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vw16vcabby/32/5943_2.png) [@vw16vcabby](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vw16vcabby)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/2 "2004-10-01T22:59:49Z")

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right now— the lotus. only because a) girls dont know wtf a lotus is and b) it will look more “cute” than a enzo.

however, once they see how much each car costs, and the lotus becomes seen mor eon the street, the enzo wins

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**Author:** ![fattyvr6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/977dab/32.png) [@fattyvr6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fattyvr6)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/3 "2004-10-01T23:01:49Z")

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> [@vw16vcabby](#):
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> right now— the lotus. only because a) girls dont know wtf a lotus is and b) it will look more “cute” than a enzo.
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> however, once they see how much each car costs, and the lotus becomes seen mor eon the street, the enzo wins

an elise is cute? cute like Shih Tzu cute or cute like 1987 CRX cute…?

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**Author:** ![vw16vcabby](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vw16vcabby/32/5943_2.png) [@vw16vcabby](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vw16vcabby)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/4 "2004-10-01T23:34:41Z")

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cute like “gay ass vw cabriolet” cute…

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**Author:** ![TwoForty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@TwoForty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoForty)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/5 "2004-10-01T23:46:12Z")

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if the price isnt involved i would say the lotus but you have to think at how a female would look at a car:

- she would look at the color of it
- if the wheels are big and shiny
- price
- if other people seemed to like it

i think both cars are paticularly ugly but function over fashion plus they both perform like no other.

_EDIT: my girlfriend said the elise is what she likes better_

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/6 "2004-10-02T00:24:42Z")

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> [@fattyvr6](#):
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> get you laid…
> 
> A Ferrari Enzo, or a Lotus Elise…???
> 
> Your thoughts, please…
> 
> (a disagreement between myself and Shalerpunk…)

Enzo. Elise looks like a fucking go-kart (size wise. They’re fucking tiny). Girl sees you in a tiny car… thinks you have a tiny… you see where im going with this. I dont see anything particularly masculine about climbing out of an Elise. And Enzo, however… (this thread needed these anyhow…)

**Ferarri Enzo Length: 185"**

Lotus Length: 149"

Mini Cooper Length: 144"

Enzo = 3 feet longer than a Elise

**Elise = 5 incher longer than a Mini…**

:hsugh:

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/7 "2004-10-02T00:43:20Z")

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all girls have to do is hear “ferrari”

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**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/8 "2004-10-02T05:21:21Z")

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![http://www.ferrariownersclub.co.uk/happenings/2003/march/geneva/enzo.jpg](http://www.ferrariownersclub.co.uk/happenings/2003/march/geneva/enzo.jpg)

I think that dude is going to grab the guy’s ass that has his back turned! :eek3:

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**Author:** ![Mitsugrl97](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Mitsugrl97](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mitsugrl97)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/9 "2004-10-02T05:29:12Z")

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Lotus

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**Author:** ![dodgubishi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@dodgubishi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dodgubishi)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/10 "2004-10-02T07:04:36Z")

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If a girl has sex with u because of your car its not really the car they care about, its just about how much the car cost. An enzo is a whole lot more than an elise so i would deff say an enzo by far.

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/11 "2004-10-02T07:32:44Z")

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this thread is pointless.

fatty said an enzo would get you laid, and an elise wouldn’t. i said an elise would get you laid too.

if i had to choose between the two, i’d take the lotus, a turbo kit, and a $700,000 house…

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/12 "2004-10-02T07:49:26Z")

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> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> this thread is pointless.
> 
> fatty said an enzo would get you laid, and an elise wouldn’t. i said an elise would get you laid too.
> 
> if i had to choose between the two, i’d take the lotus, a turbo kit, and a $700,000 house…

ture…or u could buy the enzo…have no money to shower…stink like shit…and a chick would never bang you b/c u live out of ur car…

but if u have money to buy the enzo…u prob. go money to live somewhere really nice…hahaha…

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/13 "2004-10-02T08:14:48Z")

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> [@95greenZ](#):
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> ture…or u could buy the enzo…have no money to shower…stink like shit…and a chick would never bang you b/c u live out of ur car…

the thing I love about the Elise is that it’s the common man’s sports car. for $42k, you get a car that is:

\*Faster than a Lamborghini Diablo  
\*Better on gas than a Toyota Corolla  
\*Cheaper than a Ford Excursion

Porn doesn’t do it for me… I whack off to reviews and pictures of the Elise… 😃

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/14 "2004-10-02T08:18:29Z")

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well one thing though…darkstar is right…it is a car that looks like a go kart…but it is an awsome car for its price

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**Author:** ![taco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/15 "2004-10-02T09:25:32Z")

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definetly the ferrari. most girls don’t know what a lotus is. every girl knows what a ferrari and the prancing horse mean.

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/16 "2004-10-02T09:36:15Z")

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Enzo, Lotus looks too much like an MR2

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/17 "2004-10-02T10:16:41Z")

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> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> the thing I love about the Elise is that it’s the common man’s sports car. for $42k, you get a car that is:
> 
> \*Faster than a Lamborghini Diablo  
> \*Better on gas than a Toyota Corolla  
> \*Cheaper than a Ford Excursion
> 
> Porn doesn’t do it for me… I whack off to reviews and pictures of the Elise… 😃

girls dont give a fuck about any of that.

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/18 "2004-10-02T11:32:58Z")

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Enzo, keep the price tag on it

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**Author:** ![ferrari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@ferrari](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ferrari)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/19 "2004-10-02T15:44:05Z")

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is there any question here? enzo. just show her the steering wheel and she will be orgasming

![http://www.qv500.com/Ferrari%20Enzo%20P1%204.jpg](http://www.qv500.com/Ferrari%20Enzo%20P1%204.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-is-more-likely-to/169514/20 "2004-10-02T15:54:48Z")

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women love money, theyre a bunch of thieving bitches 🙂

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