# Which Political Party are you?

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 23, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585 "2004-08-23T22:00:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/141 "2004-08-24T13:19:10Z")

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> [@taco](#):
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> Well in political ideology i am probably a cross between libertarian and communist. I am registered libertarian and vote mostly democrat.
> 
> Most of the republicans that post here seriously make me laugh. I try to stay out of these things especially here because it is too hard to discuss things when people don’t even care how ignorant they are. Whenever it is pointed out they just continue to spout nonsense.

ur a fag…NEXT!!!

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/142 "2004-08-24T13:19:27Z")

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kerry suxors

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/143 "2004-08-24T13:20:44Z")

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blue, what about registered non-affliated? that’s me… i’m not a repub or a democrat… i just know that kerry sucks x100 and i’d hate for him to be president…

politics blow… unfortunely i have to deal with this shit every day :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![taco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/144 "2004-08-24T13:28:34Z")

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> [@Cutty](#):
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> ur a fag…NEXT!!!

see what I mean, with politcal geniuses like this how can someone compete.

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/145 "2004-08-24T13:34:12Z")

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no i just can’t stand you.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/146 "2004-08-24T13:37:13Z")

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> [@Cutty](#):
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> no i just can’t stand you.

Taco is the fucking man! :squint:

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**Author:** ![taco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/147 "2004-08-24T13:37:55Z")

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> [@Cutty](#):
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> no i just can’t stand you.

I’m glad you have formed an opinon since you know nothing about me. Keep in coming. show the world how smart you are.

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/148 "2004-08-24T13:40:29Z")

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this isn’t a contest of wits , its pittspeed. STFU

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/149 "2004-08-24T13:51:30Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> Taco is the fucking man! :squint:

:bsflag: :bsflag: :bsflag: :bsflag: :bsflag:

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**Author:** ![grandamld9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@grandamld9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grandamld9)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/150 "2004-08-24T14:03:02Z")

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> [@bobby311](#):
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> IMO  
> Liberals in my mind hold everyone back from making forward progress in technology and life because they cannot let go of their ways…

The same can be said for conservatives.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/151 "2004-08-24T14:08:03Z")

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> [@8.1crew](#):
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> :bsflag: :bsflag: :bsflag: :bsflag: :bsflag:

Taco = teh win!

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/152 "2004-08-24T14:08:42Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> Taco = teh win!

should of had him on ur team!

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/153 "2004-08-24T14:27:06Z")

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> [@turbovw18](#):
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> blue, what about registered non-affliated? that’s me… i’m not a repub or a democrat… i just know that kerry sucks x100 and i’d hate for him to be president…
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> politics blow… unfortunely i have to deal with this shit every day :rolleyes:

I guess you’d fit under “Other”

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/154 "2004-08-26T12:47:47Z")

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I mean would Forest Gump make a great president?  
Does that mean we should Elect Kerry

Forest Gump After all he:

1. Won ALL kinds of medals by getting shot in the BUTT-TOCKS.
2. Saved Lt Dan and Bubba during a fire fight - Bubba didnt make it - but that wasnt his fault.
3. Has good morals - hell, he ruined Jenn-A’s roommates bathrobe and damn near passed out when he copped a feel.
4. Collegiate All-American at Alabama U (and could run full speed and make 90-deg cuts without even slowing down - the MAN!).
5. Created Bubba-Gump shrimp - and was on the cover of the Fortune 500.
6. Was intolerant of communist and radical movements (remember the dude at the Black Panther meeting?)
7. Caught and reported the men breaking into the Watergate Hotel.
8. Was in great shape - he ran across the country like 8 times and THEN got tired.
9. Was concerned with the evironment by walking/running (“From then on, when I went somewhere … I was RUNNING!”) or taking mass transportation (he waited for that damn Metro Bus for the whole movie - damn near 3 hours).
10. Single parent - one could only assume he raised “Lil Forest” right?
11. Gave back to the comminity - even AFTER he was a “kazillionare” - he still cut the grass for his local high school football for FREE … cause he “didnt need the money” since he was “rich and all.”
12. Broke up China’s dominance in Ping Pong by winning Gold in the Olympics.

And last but not least:

1. The man could take a rock to the face without flinching lilke NO OTHER!!!

Ok - bad example I guess.

Gump in '04!!!

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/155 "2004-08-26T19:38:59Z")

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Forrest Gump \> John Kerry \> George W. Bush

If you think about it, Gump is the perfect amalgam of Kerry and Bush. He’s anti-war, like Kerry, and mildly retarded, like Bush.

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/156 "2004-08-26T20:36:26Z")

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> [@slowcamaro](#):
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> I mean would Forest Gump make a great president?  
> Does that mean we should Elect Kerry
> 
> Forest Gump After all he:
> 
> 1. Won ALL kinds of medals by getting shot in the BUTT-TOCKS.
> 2. Saved Lt Dan and Bubba during a fire fight - Bubba didnt make it - but that wasnt his fault.
> 3. Has good morals - hell, he ruined Jenn-A’s roommates bathrobe and damn near passed out when he copped a feel.
> 4. Collegiate All-American at Alabama U (and could run full speed and make 90-deg cuts without even slowing down - the MAN!).
> 5. Created Bubba-Gump shrimp - and was on the cover of the Fortune 500.
> 6. Was intolerant of communist and radical movements (remember the dude at the Black Panther meeting?)
> 7. Caught and reported the men breaking into the Watergate Hotel.
> 8. Was in great shape - he ran across the country like 8 times and THEN got tired.
> 9. Was concerned with the evironment by walking/running (“From then on, when I went somewhere … I was RUNNING!”) or taking mass transportation (he waited for that damn Metro Bus for the whole movie - damn near 3 hours).
> 10. Single parent - one could only assume he raised “Lil Forest” right?
> 11. Gave back to the comminity - even AFTER he was a “kazillionare” - he still cut the grass for his local high school football for FREE … cause he “didnt need the money” since he was “rich and all.”
> 12. Broke up China’s dominance in Ping Pong by winning Gold in the Olympics.
> 
> And last but not least:
> 
> 1. The man could take a rock to the face without flinching lilke NO OTHER!!!
> 
> Ok - bad example I guess.
> 
> Gump in '04!!!

did you think of all that on your own? If so I am impressed.

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**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-political-party-are-you/168585/157 "2008-06-14T22:36:40Z")

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you smell that?

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