# \*Whips out my Oyster trimmer\* **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 21, 2007, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620 "2007-05-21T10:41:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/1 "2007-05-21T10:41:14Z")
and begins to shave the wookie so he looks good for his bday. Happy birthday, wookie. Mahzel Tov? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/2 "2007-05-21T10:43:12Z")
well… i know this thread is about a local car shop employee… but there are two to choose from! ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/3 "2007-05-21T10:46:12Z")
Happy Bday (spoiler) Josh. ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/4 "2007-05-21T10:48:28Z")
don’t shave, it covers up the herpes… err… :bday: ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/5 "2007-05-21T10:49:26Z")
Happy Bday Matisyahu! ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/6 "2007-05-21T10:50:41Z")
Happy bday ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/7 "2007-05-21T10:52:18Z")
lol happy birthfday, josh. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/8 "2007-05-21T11:06:38Z")
[quote=“Pass McGrass,post:7,topic:29620"”] lol happy birthfday, josh. [/quote] I read this fast after reading jerm’s comment and thought it read : herpes birthday, josh lol ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/9 "2007-05-21T13:01:55Z")
happy birthday y0 ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/10 "2007-05-21T13:34:00Z")
![http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51478347/400W_16__Electric_Hedge_Trimmer.jpg](http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51478347/400W_16__Electric_Hedge_Trimmer.jpg) :bday: ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/11 "2007-05-21T14:26:40Z")
No more mutton chop mustache? :bday: ---
**Author:** ![ecoshardcore](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecoshardcore/32/7591_2.png) [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whips-out-my-oyster-trimmer/29620/12 "2007-05-21T14:46:15Z")
Thanks Guys!