# White jokes
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 21, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132 "2006-04-21T17:45:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/1 "2006-04-21T17:45:20Z")
Ok, you always hear racial jokes about blacks, hispanics, polish people. yada yada…but never any white jokes…share what you got!
This is just for shits and giggles…if anybody takes offence they can kiss my cracka ass!!
What do you call 12 white people stuck in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
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### Author:  [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/2 "2006-04-21T17:51:08Z")
wow
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/3 "2006-04-21T17:55:13Z")
Lol…wow what? I’m white…if blacks can tell black jokes and mexicans can tell mexican jokes…why cant I tell a white joke?
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### Author:  [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/4 "2006-04-21T17:57:03Z")
Sorry, i’m just fucking with you, i’m in a bad mood and i’m white too.
Penises come in three sizes, small, medium and “does that come in white?”
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### Author:  [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/5 "2006-04-21T17:59:01Z")
what’s the flattest surface to iron a pair of jeans on?
a white woman’s ass
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/6 "2006-04-21T18:00:54Z")
12 white people stuck in an elevator?
12 People stuck while going to a hockey suite.
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### Author:  [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/7 "2006-04-22T14:41:48Z")
What’s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
ooooooooooooooooooooo snap
.taken from [http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/index.php?category=White%20Jokes](http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/index.php?category=White%20Jokes)
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### Author:  [@Gustav](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gustav)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2006, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/8 "2006-04-22T22:31:53Z")
So after gym, my black friend’s all sweaty so I ask him how many radios he stole before he had to run from the cops so he tries to make a white joke at me.
He said shouldnt you be out working 9 to 5? I immediately laughed at him and suggested he get back to the cotton fields before a man comes and beats him. He was so disapointed over the lack of white jokes
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### Author:  [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2006, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/9 "2006-04-22T23:00:07Z")
^gayest post ive read all week
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### Author:  [@Gustav](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gustav)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/10 "2006-04-23T09:06:14Z")
fight me
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### Author:  [@suicide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/suicide)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/11 "2006-04-23T09:14:56Z")
> [@Gustav](#):
>
> fight me
hahahahahahaha
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### Author:  [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/12 "2006-04-23T09:22:55Z")
The problem with white jokes, is that their usually broken down by national origin
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/13 "2006-04-23T10:26:57Z")
i have a good italian joke.
why do italian men wear gold chains around their neck?
so they know where to stop shaving.
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### Author:  [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/14 "2006-04-23T13:41:48Z")
> [@Gustav](#):
>
> fight me
roffle
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### Author:  [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/15 "2006-04-23T17:52:58Z")
> [@Gustav](#):
>
> So after gym, my black friend’s all sweaty so I ask him how many radios he stole before he had to run from the cops so he tries to make a white joke at me.
>
> He said shouldnt you be out working 9 to 5? I immediately laughed at him and suggested he get back to the cotton fields before a man comes and beats him. He was so disapointed over the lack of white jokes
from this little bit of information i am able to deduce a few very important factors that act as a window into your mindset.
you’re in high school
and you’re from north tonawanda
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### Author:  [@Gustav](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gustav)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/16 "2006-04-23T19:01:46Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#):
>
> you’re in high school
>
> and you’re from north tonawanda
brilliant deduction since my location says north tonawanda and high school is the only place you have gym class. your parents must be proud to have raised a kid with so much common sense
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/17 "2006-04-23T19:15:25Z")
i’d like to add that there probably is not a black kid in your gym class, and if there was he wouldn’t be friends with you.
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### Author:  [@Gustav](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gustav)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/18 "2006-04-23T19:25:45Z")
there’s 1 black kid in my whole school and we’re buddies.
the reason they call it a joke is because it’s a humorous false.
When people make jokes, they aren’t serious. Since you didn’t know that, now you do and can go on enjoying life and all the jokes it’s filled with.
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/19 "2006-04-23T19:39:25Z")
you’re a joker
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### Author:  [@Gustav](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gustav)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/white-jokes/11132/20 "2006-04-23T19:50:47Z")
I am quite the joker, but you sir, are a joke
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