# whitey + number 2=speeding madman **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 16, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700 "2005-10-16T16:25:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/1 "2005-10-16T16:25:30Z")
whitey can drive like nothin else when nature calls… a wonderfull display if I do say so… this is travis by the way we just got back to the shop. eric was logged in and i am too lazy to log him out ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/2 "2005-10-16T17:06:29Z")
i got home too without a ticket! i seriously felt like my stomach was going to explode, and definitely needed to be on home base then jay starting to come into my lane almost scared the shit out of me right there ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/3 "2005-10-16T17:19:18Z")
:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/4 "2005-10-16T17:25:51Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > i got home too without a ticket! > > i seriously felt like my stomach was going to explode, and definitely needed to be on home base > > then jay starting to come into my lane almost scared the shit out of me right there Were you getting all emotional and breaking out in a cold sweat? hahaha. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/5 "2005-10-16T18:01:33Z")
cold sweats + chills is the worst. this is eric posting under my own screen name. ---
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/6 "2005-10-16T18:15:23Z")
> [@Vapor Trail](#): > > cold sweats + chills is the worst. this is eric posting under my own screen name. This is Barry posting as Eric but in the mindset of Beavis with regards to the artist formerly known as prince…Whitey…“I need TP for my bunghole” 🌑 ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/7 "2005-10-16T18:19:41Z")
whitey pooping thread :repost: ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/8 "2005-10-17T03:59:01Z")
> [@GeneralG](#): > > This is Barry posting as Eric but in the mindset of Beavis with regards to the artist formerly known as prince…Whitey…“I need TP for my bunghole” 🌑 🤣 I have a mug right here on my desk that says “I am the great cornholio!” It’s a great conversation piece. I’m picturing Whitey on the toilet like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/9 "2005-10-17T04:04:35Z")
> [@Jeff95TA](#): > > 🤣 > > I’m picturing Whitey on the toilet like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. hahahahha :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/10 "2005-10-17T05:24:58Z")
it was pretty much like that, i blame it on that damn spaghetti dinner i went to before driving up ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/11 "2005-10-17T08:40:40Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![captain\_chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@captain\_chaos](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/captain_chaos)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/12 "2005-10-17T10:01:29Z")
all i know is that had to be the best dynoqueen fly-bye i have even seen i couldnt do it any better ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/13 "2005-10-17T10:52:55Z")
hahahahaha… i definitely owned a dyno queen, a 10 sec car, a 11 sec car all in one flyby i win ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/14 "2005-10-17T10:54:17Z")
whitey = ricer fly by ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/15 "2005-10-17T10:59:52Z")
lol… i was in the same situation coming back from disney… i had celery and carrots for breakfast, a shitload of coffee, and a chinese buffet in NC for lunch… by the time i got to Beckley WV, i was dying for a toilet. i thought i could make it home, but i couldn’t. i pulled over at a KFC in the middle of nowhere WV, wrapped the toilet seat like a christmas present, and shat for about fifteen minutes. (i have insane OCD… i can’t shit in public… i wish i’d taken pictures of how much i “nested” before i shat. i think i used half of a roll of toilet paper constructing the barrier.) the shit itself was a three or four flusher, and i had to wipe so much that i thought it would look like i was menstruating from my asshole. I was in this bathroom for about twenty-five minutes. So, when all was done. I figured I should spend some money there for monopolising their only men’s toilet for nearly a half-hour. So I ordered a Baja Blast Dew and some biscuits… and had to shit again before I hit Washington County. ---
**Author:** ![Jenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Jenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenn)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/16 "2005-10-17T11:12:41Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > lol… i was in the same situation coming back from disney… > > i had celery and carrots for breakfast, a shitload of coffee, and a chinese buffet in NC for lunch… > > by the time i got to Beckley WV, i was dying for a toilet. > > i thought i could make it home, but i couldn’t. i pulled over at a KFC in the middle of nowhere WV, wrapped the toilet seat like a christmas present, and shat for about fifteen minutes. > > (i have insane OCD… i can’t shit in public… i wish i’d taken pictures of how much i “nested” before i shat. i think i used half of a roll of toilet paper constructing the barrier.) > > the shit itself was a three or four flusher, and i had to wipe so much that i thought it would look like i was menstruating from my asshole. I was in this bathroom for about twenty-five minutes. > > So, when all was done. I figured I should spend some money there for monopolising their only men’s toilet for nearly a half-hour. So I ordered a Baja Blast Dew and some biscuits… and had to shit again before I hit Washington County. Don’t tell stories like that again. I think I’m going to throw up. ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/17 "2005-10-17T12:10:40Z")
> [@Jenn](#): > > Don’t tell stories like that again. I think I’m going to throw up. ess tee eff yoo, noob. ---
**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/18 "2005-10-17T12:30:37Z")
> [@Vapor Trail](#): > > cold sweats + chills is the worst. this is eric posting under my own screen name. Beaver + Murphys wings = Route 56 + 100mph + 250lb man whimpering like a little girl ---
**Author:** ![captain\_chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@captain\_chaos](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/captain_chaos)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whitey-number-2-speeding-madman/177700/19 "2005-10-17T13:00:18Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > hahahahaha… i definitely owned a dyno queen, a 10 sec car, a 11 sec car all in one flyby > > i win man i was doing a solid 80 you came by and was 10 car lengths ahead before i saw who it was, your car was leaning side to side as changing lanes good driving skills for sure you should look into teaching up beaver run.