# Who gets the flu? Honestly.

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**Created:** [March 5, 2009, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-gets-the-flu-honestly/242576 "2009-03-05T09:38:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-gets-the-flu-honestly/242576/53 "2009-03-05T11:01:02Z")

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> [@Wish me luck](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wish-me-luck/14974/33):
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> Honestly, there was nothing fucked up about the guard rail that I hit. Nothing. Not a bend, not a scratch. It just destroyed the Jetta and went about it’s day.

1. Get phonebook.
2. Go to L in the yellow pages.
3. Look for lawyer.
4. Call said lawyer, explain situation.
5. …
6. Profit!

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