# Who needs a Vacation???

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 3, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622 "2008-08-03T19:03:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/1 "2008-08-03T19:03:31Z")

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If I were single and needed to pay to get laid I would consider this.

[http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2008/07/vikings-exotic-resort-island-babes-only-3900\_31.html](http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2008/07/vikings-exotic-resort-island-babes-only-3900_31.html)

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/2 "2008-08-03T19:13:08Z")

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I don’t need to pay to get laid, but I could use a vacation.  
As good as that sounds, I’ve seen Hostle

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**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/3 "2008-08-03T19:36:16Z")

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lol at the comments…hahahaha

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/4 "2008-08-03T19:56:11Z")

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I know where I’m going for spring break lol

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/5 "2008-08-03T20:04:48Z")

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haha i want to go and drink seagrams with them

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/6 "2008-08-03T20:07:25Z")

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Does this mean they have to fuck you? if not sounds like a week of raging boner and cranking it out in the shower

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/7 "2008-08-03T20:18:38Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Does this mean they have to fuck you? if not sounds like a week of raging boner and cranking it out in the shower

"  
For those unfamiliar with ‘escort lingo’, apparently the included ‘adult entertainment’ and ‘companions’ are referring to beautiful women who will engage in sexual intercourse with you. All of this is included in your package price, so there’s no ‘haggling’. Which sounds good, right? Plus, the whole situation is said to be ‘pressure free’, so if you just wanna hang out and chat with your 3 tropical companions for a few days, that’s fair game as well. I’m sure it’s the stunning intellectual banter you’re looking for. "

taken from the link :tup:

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**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/8 "2008-08-03T20:29:03Z")

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> [@Just Karter](#):
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> I don’t need to pay to get laid, but I could use a vacation.  
> As good as that sounds, I’ve seen Hostle

LOL

+1

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/9 "2008-08-03T20:31:26Z")

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> [@Adictd2b00st](#):
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> "  
> For those unfamiliar with ‘escort lingo’, apparently the included ‘adult entertainment’ and ‘companions’ are referring to beautiful women who will engage in sexual intercourse with you. All of this is included in your package price, so there’s no ‘haggling’. Which sounds good, right? Plus, the whole situation is said to be ‘pressure free’, so if you just wanna hang out and chat with your 3 tropical companions for a few days, that’s fair game as well. I’m sure it’s the stunning intellectual banter you’re looking for. "
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> taken from the link :tup:

Oh man, I didn’t read that far into it… Why didn’t spitzer know about this!

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/10 "2008-08-03T21:17:26Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Oh man, I didn’t read that far into it… Why didn’t spitzer know about this!

know about it…fuck man, he braught one home!

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**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/11 "2008-08-03T22:28:57Z")

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lmao this is epic

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**Author:** ![zero\_assault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/dfb087/32.png) [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/12 "2008-08-04T00:29:01Z")

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Nyspeed meet?

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/13 "2008-08-04T05:36:25Z")

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Ha.

3 day 4 night trip to an exoctic island: $3,900

Round Trip Air Fare: $1,500

4 breakfasts, lunches, and dinners: $700

Becoming a lifetime member of [h-date.com](http://h-date.com): priceless

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**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-needs-a-vacation/52622/14 "2008-08-04T07:14:59Z")

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$3900 and you dont even get complimentary STD testing?

Maybe thats only in the VIP package
