# Who pissed in your cornflakes today? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 16, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603 "2010-03-16T11:54:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/1 "2010-03-16T11:54:04Z")
Mine were soiled for the sake of “cost avoidance” I had a control room that should have 3 operators in in by next year with 3 PC’s and all the associated crap for running 3 separate test systems. The room is ~8’x16’ I came in today to see that the ~12’ of desk has been replaced with 2 shitty tables and i lost~3’ of desk space and I can even not put my file cabinets under it. I never thought I would miss crappy office style furniture. /rant I’m sure someone has a better story than that… ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/2 "2010-03-16T11:56:34Z")
My pager started going off in the car around 8:30am didn’t get things resolved until 1pm ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/3 "2010-03-16T11:58:49Z")
my director has me reporting on my reporting 🖕 ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/4 "2010-03-16T11:59:00Z")
25 people in finance here just got laid off this morning cause they are moving their jobs to chicago or india. It wasn’t me but that’s more retards I will have to work with. :bigtdown: ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/5 "2010-03-16T12:02:39Z")
I woke up and everybody is still here ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/6 "2010-03-16T12:06:27Z")
yes i’m going to be “that guy” my day today has actually been pretty awesome. got some things painted and spent all day outside. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/7 "2010-03-16T12:14:07Z")
today was good, went to class met the gf for coffee, gonna play some nhl10 in a few its when i go into work at 4 that shit will begin to hit the fan. im not even supposed to be working tonight! ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/8 "2010-03-16T12:19:25Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > im not even supposed to be working tonight! ![http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i0TjXsd4H3w/SadIwmbqM1I/AAAAAAAAAec/LTq5n_-bPf0/s400/clerks_xl_01.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/7/c75467c8d090b583b7f70d3b4e303b8c6e54e259.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/9 "2010-03-16T12:23:07Z")
Found out my girl has sucked 37 dicks. ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/10 "2010-03-16T12:33:25Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > Found out my girl has sucked 37 dicks. Um, ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Martino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/martino/32/5674_2.png) [@Martino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Martino)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/11 "2010-03-16T12:33:32Z")
Dog puked right where I put my feet when getting out of bed… ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/12 "2010-03-16T12:36:16Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > Found out my girl has sucked 37 dicks. “You may now kiss the bride.” :io: ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_Hulk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bad_hulk/32/5455_2.png) [@Bad\_Hulk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bad_Hulk)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/13 "2010-03-16T12:36:46Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > Found out my girl has sucked 37 dicks. you still with her? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/14 "2010-03-16T12:44:01Z")
to everyone not getting the clerks reference… :picard: edit: where the hell is picard??? ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/15 "2010-03-16T12:48:11Z")
Try not to suck any dicks on the way out. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/16 "2010-03-16T13:09:51Z")
this is my favorite goddamn scene from that whole movie “im alive because i knew the risk involved in that particular client. any contractor working on that death star knew the risk involved.” ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/17 "2010-03-16T13:11:23Z")
no picard :picard2::worf: ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/18 "2010-03-16T13:13:07Z")
MONKEY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/19 "2010-03-17T07:21:44Z")
so im supposed to have access to this internal vendor system, and I just got my login info. try to load the portal and i get an error saying i need IE 5.0 or greater to run it. im on windows 7 running IE8 and FF. neither will work. 🖕 🖕 ---
**Author:** ![m\_wolfenden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@m\_wolfenden](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/m_wolfenden)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603/20 "2010-03-17T07:34:25Z")
got black out drunk…threw a lighter at one bouncer punched another one in the face…then got tackled by 5… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-pissed-in-your-cornflakes-today/151603.md?page=2)