# who said men aren't smart

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-said-men-arent-smart/179484>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 14, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-said-men-arent-smart/179484 "2006-01-14T01:15:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-said-men-arent-smart/179484/1 "2006-01-14T01:15:31Z")

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“Hello, is this the FBI?”  
“Yes. What can I do for you?”  
“I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith. He has  
marijuana inside his firewood!”  
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”  
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob’s house. They search  
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Billy Bob and leave…  
The phone rings at Billy Bob’s house. “Hey, Billy Bob! This here is  
Floyd, did the FBI come?”  
“Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood?”  
“Yep.”  
“Happy Birthday, buddy.”  
🤣

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**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-said-men-arent-smart/179484/2 "2006-01-14T01:47:33Z")

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I like that one

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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-said-men-arent-smart/179484/3 "2006-01-14T09:05:03Z")

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:bowrofl: awesome!

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**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-said-men-arent-smart/179484/4 "2006-01-14T21:18:05Z")

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:bigthumb: :mullet:

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**Author:** ![Jordons\_Pontiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@Jordons\_Pontiac](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jordons_Pontiac)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-said-men-arent-smart/179484/5 "2006-01-14T22:54:33Z")

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🤣