# Who the fuck locks a battlefield thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 27, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316 "2013-06-27T19:12:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/1 "2013-06-27T19:12:37Z")
That’s gayer than aids… ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/2 "2013-06-27T19:15:46Z")
sword fighters ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/3 "2013-06-27T19:20:39Z")
Faggot homos. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/4 "2013-06-27T20:34:52Z")
Reopened ! No reason to have locked it . Members deserve a right to say how they feel and y ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/5 "2013-06-28T06:52:30Z")
Seriously that’d be like storming the beach at Normandy and having both sides say “Woah guys this is gettin a little crazy, might as well just call it a day and head home before someone gets hurt.” ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/6 "2013-06-28T06:53:54Z")
It’s like taking a shit without toilet paper and having to use a hand towel. What… ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/7 "2013-06-28T06:55:28Z")
> [@sbardy"](#): > > It’s like taking a shit without toilet paper and having to use a hand towel. > > What… Possible new sig lol ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/8 "2013-06-28T07:02:10Z")
> [@sbardy"](#): > > It’s like taking a shit without toilet paper and having to use a hand towel. > > What… I used a sock once. That sock is still (presumably) wedged under a rock at an elevation of about 4500’ on the side of Mount Washington. ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/9 "2013-06-28T07:05:51Z")
> [@WTF Macy's v. Citibank](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-macys-v-citibank/53066/13): > > I used a sock once. That sock is still (presumably) wedged under a rock at an elevation of about 4500’ on the side of Mount Washington. I found it there, assumed it was for public use. Returned to original location. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/10 "2013-06-28T07:18:59Z")
Good deal. It was my version of the “shift tag game”. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/11 "2013-06-28T07:33:24Z")
I beat off with said sock as well . My dick smelled like shit after and now I know why ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/12 "2013-06-28T08:45:38Z")
> [@Conf Call](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conf-call/52952/29): > > I beat off with said sock as well . My dick smelled like shit after and now I know why You can admit it, that’s not why… ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/13 "2013-06-28T09:31:16Z")
Ok sorry Lin , didn’t think u wanted people to know I fucked ya in the but ! But seein as u don’t care ill admit it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/14 "2013-06-28T09:38:18Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/15 "2013-06-28T11:58:30Z")
S’all good. I got some good pics/video/memorabilia. And a sock. (Thanks again for the gopro AVB, told you I’d use it for something good) ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/16 "2013-06-28T12:00:54Z")
God dammit! Now I have to make the mistake of eating a shady gas station breakfast burrito before hiking to replace my sock again! ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/17 "2013-06-28T12:04:57Z")
Sorry man, had to go back for the sock after John mentioned that little previously-unbeknownst-to-me tidbit. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/18 "2013-06-28T12:07:49Z")
Wellll I can’t say I blame you! ---
**Author:** ![AVB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avb/32/6751_2.png) [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/19 "2013-06-28T20:16:07Z")
> [@crAppAchic0"](#): > > S’all good. I got some good pics/video/memorabilia. And a sock. > > (Thanks again for the gopro AVB, told you I’d use it for something good) :rofl ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316/20 "2013-06-28T20:23:13Z")
> [@crAppAchic0"](#): > > S’all good. I got some good pics/video/memorabilia. And a sock. > > (Thanks again for the gopro AVB, told you I’d use it for something good) Saw said video. Didnt know you could mount a go pro to a ball sack. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-the-fuck-locks-a-battlefield-thread/267316.md?page=2)