# who wants $500 bucks?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 22, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685 "2004-05-22T17:29:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/1 "2004-05-22T17:29:14Z")
$500 bucks to any hardass that beats the shit out of my dad, i’d do it but i would rather watch, i’ll tell ya the bar he goes to and you can do it there :reloading:
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/2 "2004-05-22T17:37:05Z")
why ???
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### Author:  [@Silver\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver_WS6)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/3 "2004-05-22T17:47:34Z")
gimmie 1 beer and ill do it !! lol but anyway why ?
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/4 "2004-05-22T17:56:28Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> $500 bucks to any hardass that beats the shit out of my dad, i’d do it but i would rather watch, i’ll tell ya the bar he goes to and you can do it there :reloading:
size? weight? fighting ability? reason? Cant be beating someones ass if you dont know why…
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### Author:  [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/5 "2004-05-22T17:59:58Z")
> [@Darkstar](#):
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> size? weight? fighting ability? reason? Cant be beating someones ass if you dont know why…
Also, how many friends does he have down at this bar? If he’s a regular there anybody that tries to roll him is probably going to have more than just your dad to deal w/.
-TJ
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### Author:  [@venom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/venom)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/6 "2004-05-22T18:21:30Z")
fighting is not the answer, consult jesus man.
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### Author:  [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/7 "2004-05-22T21:05:43Z")
> [@Darkstar](#):
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> size? weight? fighting ability? reason? Cant be beating someones ass if you dont know why…
don’t forget the intangible… old man strength, old dudes are like supermen for about 90 seconds in a fight, if you can withstand the first minute and a half you can take them. :scared:
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### Author:  [@silvrhand](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvrhand)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/8 "2004-05-22T21:12:02Z")
just wait for him to come out drunk, get in his car and call 911 talking about a drunk on the road
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/9 "2004-05-23T00:59:19Z")
thats low to put on the net…
although i did see a ad in the newspaper
-Son \* Gay, drives a super slow shelby daytona, is a house cleaner, has fetish for hairy chest. :ugh:
location: anywhere in the south hills. 412-867-5309
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/10 "2004-05-23T01:13:20Z")
hes about my build, but he’s 205 and im 190. he’s 5’ 10" 49 years old
fighting ability… not sure, looks tough but i dont think he really is lol, 1 thing i do know is he punched me before in the chest and my little cousin can punch better then that. :bowrofl:
reason= simply an asshole. :hs: he is an alcoholic, has obsesive complusive disorder, and very violent. so ya he likes to start fights over anything,
if you set a gum wrapper is on the counter right after you put the gum in your mouth he’ll flip out and start swingin. like today i was useing a screw driver of his to fix something and he flipped out, spit on me, and got in my face trying to push me againist the wall, if i werent living at home i would have already got into a fist fight with him but i am living at home,
also about calling about him driving drunk thats a great idea but i already thought about that like 2 years ago lol, its good because he owns a garage and if he is caught with any alcohol in his system while driving he’ll loose his inspection license for like 2 years, butttt the bad thing is i still live at home and if i want food on the dinner table i cant call 911 about that. but you can bet your ass that the day i move out (soon) that im going to do that hehe, plus blast him in the face
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/11 "2004-05-23T01:17:32Z")
wow, time for mom to realize an asshole ain’t it.
if i were you, move out and don’t look back…
im not spilling my personal drahma on here. but my real dad is the same way…
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### Author:  [@Silver\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver_WS6)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2004, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/12 "2004-05-23T07:15:18Z")
dam sorry to hear man i hope everything works out and your outta the house soon !
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### Author:  [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2004, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/13 "2004-05-23T09:03:57Z")
sounds like time to move
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### Author:  [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2004, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/14 "2004-05-23T10:22:49Z")
im down for some ass kicking :o
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/15 "2004-05-23T11:11:04Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#):
>
> hes about my build, but he’s 205 and im 190. he’s 5’ 10" 49 years old
> fighting ability… not sure, looks tough but i dont think he really is lol, 1 thing i do know is he punched me before in the chest and my little cousin can punch better then that. :bowrofl:
> reason= simply an asshole. :hs: he is an alcoholic, has obsesive complusive disorder, and very violent. so ya he likes to start fights over anything,
> if you set a gum wrapper is on the counter right after you put the gum in your mouth he’ll flip out and start swingin. like today i was useing a screw driver of his to fix something and he flipped out, spit on me, and got in my face trying to push me againist the wall, if i werent living at home i would have already got into a fist fight with him but i am living at home,
>
> also about calling about him driving drunk thats a great idea but i already thought about that like 2 years ago lol, its good because he owns a garage and if he is caught with any alcohol in his system while driving he’ll loose his inspection license for like 2 years, butttt the bad thing is i still live at home and if i want food on the dinner table i cant call 911 about that. but you can bet your ass that the day i move out (soon) that im going to do that hehe, plus blast him in the face
I hear that shit man. Thats why im living in Ocean City right now.
:hs:
I had it out with my old man one time. And only one time. It waswhen i was about 16/17 and he got in my face about something and was like “God I’d love to just punch you in the face right now”, so i told he lets go outside. Three or four good pops to the face and he never tried to start any physical shit with me again. Take a stand, stick up for yourself. But be aware, you might end up sleeping in your car for a while, which isnt as bad as people make it out to be. :finger:
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/16 "2004-05-23T16:27:56Z")
> [@Darkstar](#):
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> I hear that shit man. Thats why im living in Ocean City right now.
> :hs:
>
> I had it out with my old man one time. And only one time. It waswhen i was about 16/17 and he got in my face about something and was like “God I’d love to just punch you in the face right now”, so i told he lets go outside. Three or four good pops to the face and he never tried to start any physical shit with me again. Take a stand, stick up for yourself. But be aware, you might end up sleeping in your car for a while, which isnt as bad as people make it out to be. :finger:
i’ve done that lol, then i left and lived at a friends house and the firehall lol, the chief liked it hehe, i always had the doors open and the engine running when they got there
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-500-bucks/166685/17 "2004-05-23T22:18:32Z")
Do what I did to my step-dad when I was 14:
chuck a dining room chair at his head the next time he says something that pisses you off.
While being detained by the cops sucks, after everything’s cleared up you’ll always have the hilarious mental replay of chair meeting face.