# Who wants a new name??? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 8, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477 "2005-12-08T20:02:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/1 "2005-12-08T20:02:28Z")
I’m bored and found this on another forum. Somewhat amusing to see what everyone comes up with. Just follow the simple directions. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 1. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = qizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 1. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Mine is: **Cheesy Chickenface** ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/2 "2005-12-08T20:03:19Z")
ill do this right after i stick needles in my eyes ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/3 "2005-12-08T20:04:20Z")
Liver Chickenhump ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/4 "2005-12-08T20:04:23Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > ill do this right after i stick needles in my eyes Let me help you with that then :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/5 "2005-12-08T20:09:00Z")
Snooty Qizzardbutt ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/6 "2005-12-08T20:13:02Z")
Dorfus Potty-Face ---
**Author:** ![soopa7fly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@soopa7fly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/soopa7fly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/7 "2005-12-08T20:18:32Z")
sneezy dippindoodle ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/8 "2005-12-08T20:25:25Z")
Sneezy Dippinboob ---
**Author:** ![05OrangeSS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/eada6e/32.png) [@05OrangeSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/05OrangeSS)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/9 "2005-12-08T21:03:50Z")
o man…mine would be Dorfus Pottydoodle…that’s a wretched name ---
**Author:** ![turbosilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/91b2a8/32.png) [@turbosilly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbosilly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/10 "2005-12-08T21:05:54Z")
lmao farkus farkletush. ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/11 "2005-12-08T21:11:01Z")
Sloopy Farkle-Doodle :lol: ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/12 "2005-12-08T21:12:00Z")
Sleezy Dippindunkin ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/13 "2005-12-08T21:12:07Z")
r = dorfus c = batty h = shorts r equals dorfus c equals batty h equals shorts. It just doesn’t work ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/14 "2005-12-08T22:12:03Z")
Doombah Chicken-Sniffer:lol: ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/15 "2005-12-08T22:20:29Z")
Crusty potty-biscuits ---
**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/16 "2005-12-08T22:21:16Z")
goober chuckleboob ---
**Author:** ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/17 "2005-12-08T22:33:23Z")
> [@91MR2](#): > > Crusty potty-biscuits :lol: That sounds like something I left in the toilet earlier. ---
**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/18 "2005-12-08T22:47:24Z")
Goober Frickenhump ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/19 "2005-12-08T22:57:55Z")
\<3 Goober \<3 such a dreamy name. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-a-new-name/5477/20 "2005-12-09T04:04:10Z")
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