# Who wants to go bowling?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 31, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246 "2011-08-31T12:39:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/1 "2011-08-31T12:39:58Z")

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![http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/entertainment/sporting-goods/492_lg.png](http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/entertainment/sporting-goods/492_lg.png)

> **[Zombie Head Bowling Balls](http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/entertainment/sporting-goods/zombie-head-bowling-balls.asp)**
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> Zombies really have taken over the world, huh? Or at least the free market economy. The clever German capitalists who designed this introduction of the omnipresent living dead to the bowling alley made a good move though. 1) They chose the perfect ve

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/2 "2011-08-31T18:56:23Z")

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Those are pretty sick.

I opened this thread thinking it was gonna be a legit Shift bowling get together which Id be down for. I havent bowled in years and keep wanting to do it again.

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/3 "2011-08-31T19:22:56Z")

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Well, lets turn it into a shift bowling meet…

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/4 "2011-08-31T20:08:19Z")

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Maybe some weekend in October? Im pretty much booked solid until the 14th though.

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**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/5 "2011-08-31T20:28:22Z")

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Let’s put some money on it!

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/6 "2011-08-31T20:32:11Z")

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Im not betting on it because Im not that great. My high game was a 193 when I was in a league back in highschool.

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**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/7 "2011-09-01T06:09:30Z")

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I think mine is around the same

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**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/8 "2011-09-01T06:14:23Z")

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Fuck it, dude…

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**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/9 "2011-09-01T06:47:39Z")

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I would be down for that, I used to love bowling and haven’t been in a while, not a great bowler but I can get into the 150’s on a good day.

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**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/10 "2011-09-01T19:22:37Z")

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i challenge pjb for his mustang

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/11 "2011-09-01T19:30:28Z")

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declined. I suck at bowling almost as bad as my car sucks at not being broken

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/12 "2011-09-01T19:34:31Z")

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I’ll go bowling. For every pin that’s left standing after your turn, take a drink.

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**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/13 "2011-09-01T19:37:42Z")

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i dont leave em standing broski, but ill drink anyways!

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/14 "2011-09-01T19:41:14Z")

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Everyone’s a winner in drunk bowling

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/15 "2011-09-02T03:25:20Z")

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I tend to get better when I’m drunk, but I usually throw like a 130-140 sober so its prolly just luck.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/16 "2011-09-02T03:38:32Z")

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never tried bowling drunk

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**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/17 "2011-09-02T14:14:27Z")

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pjb ya know what ive noticed… ive noticed things about you that have had me thinking about the secret to your pjbness…and i think i have finally cracked the PJB Code. my hypothesis is that your mind wont let you know what year it is. although your physiology matures, your mind tells you that you are in the same time frame for your whole life. you mentioned high school earlier in this thread and that did it for me…i had the final piece to the pjb puzzle. you always refer to the things you have done while you were a young pjb and things you did as a fit young teen. this might explain the facination you have with young ppl. you arent trying the see them naked, you are trying to be their friends…and the whole change thing that you so very much hate cant be overcome until your mind knows that it is 2011. once that happens, pjb will turn into paul and you will fix the stang and drive that damn truck off a cliff. you will then tell the ins. company that a deer ran out infront of you. u get paid. u buy a beamer. u run 10s in the stang. u get a woman. u win the lottery. u win at life. easy as that. now all we gotta do is hit you in the head hard enough or something like that, and u will be a changed man!

…ill send the bill, dont worry, your welcome.

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                              -Lumberjack Jeff, PhD
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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/18 "2011-09-02T19:20:42Z")

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Oh wow, that’s impressive work.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/19 "2011-09-02T19:29:47Z")

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Dude Ive got a better chance of getting struck by lightning than getting with an attractive woman.

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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-go-bowling/260246/20 "2011-09-03T06:21:43Z")

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Pjb you are the BIGGEST debby downer evarrrr

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