# Whoops, I'm lost...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 4, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916 "2010-05-04T06:30:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@aldog1330](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aldog1330)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/1 "2010-05-04T06:30:24Z")
[http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=927807](http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=927807)
Another brilliant one.
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/2 "2010-05-04T06:31:48Z")
Nice, pregnant too. You moron.
I just can’t comprehend it sometimes.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/3 "2010-05-04T06:32:28Z")
hahahahahaha
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### Author:  [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/4 "2010-05-04T06:33:19Z")
Yeah she better be crying!
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### Author:  [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/5 "2010-05-04T06:33:31Z")
Ah fuck Salt benny!
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### Author:  [@aldog1330](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aldog1330)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/6 "2010-05-04T06:36:03Z")
Smoking marijuana and getting plastered while 8 months pregnant. I can’t wait to pay for her kid’s medical bills.
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### Author:  [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/7 "2010-05-04T06:36:45Z")
what a dumbass. i cant believe people sometimes
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### Author:  [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/8 "2010-05-04T06:37:21Z")
> [@Shutup about the iPhone already...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shutup-about-the-iphone-already/31491/79):
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> Smoking marijuana and getting plastered while 8 months pregnant. I can’t wait to pay for her kid’s medical bills.
+rep
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/9 "2010-05-04T06:37:30Z")
> [@Shutup about the iPhone already...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shutup-about-the-iphone-already/31491/79):
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> Smoking marijuana and getting plastered while 8 months pregnant. I can’t wait to pay for her kid’s medical bills.
Yup, soon enough.
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/10 "2010-05-04T07:38:40Z")
they should really start fucking shooting people for this shit. if she’d just hit a tree we’d be rid of both her WT ass and what is sure to be a trailer park baby.
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### Author:  [@aldog1330](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aldog1330)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/11 "2010-05-04T07:49:53Z")
You have to feel bad for the kid tho - it gets fucked over from birth. It doesn’t even have a fighting chance at having a decent life.
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### Author:  [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/12 "2010-05-04T07:51:57Z")
People like this piss me off.
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### Author:  [@Akira](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Akira)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/13 "2010-05-04T07:53:31Z")
Jesus Christ… That kid’s going to come out with a grocery list of health problems. Really, that shit makes me sick. They should cut her bits out after the kid is born too, just to make sure this twat can’t have kids again.
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/14 "2010-05-04T07:58:09Z")
Am I the only one thinking “would smash” here?
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/15 "2010-05-04T08:00:16Z")
> [@what car shall i get?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-car-shall-i-get/31631/12):
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> Am I the only one thinking “would smash” here?
It’s my kid
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### Author:  [@aldog1330](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aldog1330)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/16 "2010-05-04T08:00:21Z")
> [@what car shall i get?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-car-shall-i-get/31631/12):
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> Am I the only one thinking “would smash” here?
At least you won’t have to worry about birth control. And you know she spreads.
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### Author:  [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/17 "2010-05-04T08:04:34Z")
> [@The baby blue shark hood neon tried chasing me down...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-baby-blue-shark-hood-neon-tried-chasing-me-down/30686/891):
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> Jesus Christ… That kid’s going to come out with a grocery list of health problems. Really, that shit makes me sick. They should cut her bits out after the kid is born too, just to make sure this twat can’t have kids again.
It’s a Travis Koch in the making.
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### Author:  [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/18 "2010-05-04T08:05:58Z")
Her kid will prolly cure cancer
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### Author:  [@Akira](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Akira)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/19 "2010-05-04T08:37:30Z")
> [@FS:1989 Mustang convertible](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1989-mustang-convertible/31625/3):
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> It’s a Travis Koch in the making.
You better not mean me, pal.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2010, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoops-im-lost/251916/20 "2010-05-04T08:46:14Z")
If I ruled the world.
Every person born male and female would have a device inserted in their VAG or Peenor right at birth, and will be mandated to come in prior to an established date to have the device inserted if they are already living. Said device would be computer controlled uber birth control, hooked up to my mainframe database.
Once you and your mate think they are ready to make babies, they need to fill out a request form. My government goes out to your house and completes and eval. Once the paper work is processed and accepted, the devices is triggered to accept a connection. The device even has a fail safe programmed into it, they only accept “relations” from the matching serial numbers on file with your request.
this bitch is a prime example of how my system would have helped.
This will solve:
Unwanted pregnancies
Cut back on the high number of welfare babies produced
cut back on stupid people making stupid babies
Lower costs for healthcare
Sorry, Trojan but your SOL.
Might increase rapes, but at least you wont need an abortion later.
Decrease abortion rates
People could have awesome sex without worries
Bars, prostitution, brothels, porn industries, etc. would be booming!
Since I ruled the world, I dont give a fuck about the tree huggers that would want me dead when I turned the system on… because I would be made of titanium and couldn’t be hurt.
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