# Who's do you think is funnier drunk?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 27, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022 "2008-05-27T00:44:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/1 "2008-05-27T00:44:45Z")
We are having a little trouble deciding who is funnier. Looking for some opinions to settle this! ---
**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/2 "2008-05-27T00:50:37Z")
Anyone who has drank with either one of us should have a easy answer to this. ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/3 "2008-05-27T01:17:01Z")
Yeah… seriously. \<---------- ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/4 "2008-05-27T04:30:28Z")
does not compute ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/5 "2008-05-27T04:35:33Z")
I think i’ve only seen swift drunk once, and never saw matt drunk, so I;d have to go with swifty…? :ponder ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/6 "2008-05-27T04:52:17Z")
let me add this quick story, matt brought a 40 year old women back to her house this one night and he had breakfast with her son that was about the same age as him, i wont go into too many details, he got up and pissed on her and her bed. And he likes to piss on stuff/passed out friends. ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/7 "2008-05-27T06:49:39Z")
Idk…dickbaby is pretty funny :nod My life is in shambles!!! I voted Swifty as the better driver but I think I gotta give this one to Matt… ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/8 "2008-05-27T11:07:14Z")
ouch mikey. ouch. If the question was who is more wreckless and has no standards when drunk, i could understand… :idiots ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/9 "2008-05-27T11:08:32Z")
jay, your always a good luagh coming back from sutters then to the lot. or just coming to the lot with the shades on after 1130… lol ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/10 "2008-05-27T11:16:02Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > ouch mikey. ouch. > > If the question was who is more wreckless and has no standards when drunk, i could understand… :idiots Well I haven’t seen you drunk in a long time…idk how that works. Matt on the other hand…haha. ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/11 "2008-05-27T19:24:54Z")
well i haven’t been around either one of you guy’s drunk yet. but i’ve heard enough stories about Matt to know if i was around him some one prob would get violently hurt!!! :nod :runaway so i think based on general knowledge , i would have to go with swifty…lol ---
**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/12 "2008-05-27T22:53:13Z")
> [@Hank](#): > > well i haven’t been around either one of you guy’s drunk yet. but i’ve heard enough stories about Matt to know if i was around him some one prob would get violently hurt!!! :nod :runaway > > so i think based on general knowledge , i would have to go with swifty…lol Thanks Harold… Next time I bring home a fat bitch I ain’t sharin!!! ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/13 "2008-05-28T10:30:16Z")
:crackup ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/14 "2008-05-28T18:05:09Z")
good but u might want to keep swift on speed dial so he can unlodge u from one of her rolls!!! :wow i dont do fat bitche’s anyways. . all though i am fat , i do have guide lines unlike Cossey!! ;D ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/15 "2008-05-28T18:07:52Z")
I have yet to do a fat chick, but more cushon for the pushin man :crackup ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/16 "2008-05-28T18:08:14Z")
im fat but my g/f aint shes little but her ass is huge ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/17 "2008-05-28T18:09:41Z")
me likey big butts on little girls, “little in the middle but she’s got much back” :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/18 "2008-05-28T18:09:45Z")
nothing wrong with a big ass. it just makes it that much easier to smack :nod ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/19 "2008-05-28T18:11:02Z")
there was a hand print last week for 2 days lmao ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-do-you-think-is-funnier-drunk/237022/20 "2008-05-28T18:11:38Z")
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