# Why did the motorcycle cross the crosswalk?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-the-motorcycle-cross-the-crosswalk/258642
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [May 28, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-the-motorcycle-cross-the-crosswalk/258642 "2011-05-28T20:14:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-the-motorcycle-cross-the-crosswalk/258642/1 "2011-05-28T20:14:18Z")

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…because he forgot to stop. :facepalm

[youtu.be/0Y7J6bTQi04](https://youtu.be/0Y7J6bTQi04)

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### Author: ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-the-motorcycle-cross-the-crosswalk/258642/2 "2011-05-28T20:19:01Z")

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Love how the first thing the dumbass does is go pick his bike up, NOT go over to the bystander he just mowed down to see if they were alright.

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-the-motorcycle-cross-the-crosswalk/258642/3 "2011-05-28T21:19:00Z")

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i would of hit em to , why are the fucks wearing purple lol

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-the-motorcycle-cross-the-crosswalk/258642/4 "2011-05-31T07:14:57Z")

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The commenter behind the wheel goes “this is the second time this happens”

:facepalm

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### Author: ![b16racereg6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@b16racereg6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b16racereg6)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-the-motorcycle-cross-the-crosswalk/258642/5 "2011-05-31T07:47:34Z")

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OOO shit, wow

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### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2011, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-the-motorcycle-cross-the-crosswalk/258642/6 "2011-05-31T09:22:34Z")

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LOL u see the old lady, she was about to just walk off like nothing happened LOL then she got interested

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### Author: ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-the-motorcycle-cross-the-crosswalk/258642/7 "2011-06-01T12:22:17Z")

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wow… I thought he was gunna take off, I heard him start his bike (atleast I think that’s what the sound was lol)