# Why does Direct TV boxes suck skunk dick?

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**Created:** [October 10, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-does-direct-tv-boxes-suck-skunk-dick/161338 "2010-10-10T11:42:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-does-direct-tv-boxes-suck-skunk-dick/161338/1 "2010-10-10T11:42:48Z")

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I have had 3 boxes replaced in the same room in my house on the last 2 or so years. the correct box is less than 6 months old. the box is now freezing. the little blue light blinks when I change the channel or do anything on the remote but the boxes doesnt respond. I have to wait a minute or so. Anything I can do to fix this on my own? Im sick of losing all my shows and having to call CS and get a new box and wait for shipping and then call CS back to set it up.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-does-direct-tv-boxes-suck-skunk-dick/161338/2 "2010-10-10T14:00:43Z")

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Why do\*

Because you touch yourself at night

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**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-does-direct-tv-boxes-suck-skunk-dick/161338/3 "2010-10-10T14:36:44Z")

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Time werner has been screwing with their boxes lately too. A software update they shot out a few months back dissabled the aux input on the box so now i have to buy a different TV( have an old ass 32") if I want to watch a DVD upstairs. I called and their excuse was that the aux input was killing the boxes(mine lasted 3 years before they shot out the update so I call BS. Maybe direct TV is doing something simmilar.

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-does-direct-tv-boxes-suck-skunk-dick/161338/4 "2010-10-10T14:50:09Z")

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I had one go down. They replaced it within a couple days. No issues here.

I blame your room.

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**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-does-direct-tv-boxes-suck-skunk-dick/161338/5 "2010-10-10T16:43:28Z")

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> [@Jagermeister](#):
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> I had one go down. They replaced it within a couple days. No issues here.
> 
> I blame your room.

it must be cursed