# Why I can have nice things...

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 30, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-can-have-nice-things/28572 "2007-04-30T21:20:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-can-have-nice-things/28572/24 "2007-05-01T06:03:30Z")

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I was going to offer you a job but, after seeing those pictures I realized that the $100,000 I would pay you isn’t nearly enough.😃

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