# Why I fired my co-worker
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [November 6, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008 "2008-11-06T13:55:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/1 "2008-11-06T13:55:39Z")
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, "Well, that’s wives for you, the children will remember. " The children came in to breakfast and didn’t say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “By George, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.” We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day. We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment she said, 'Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. “Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children ,and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday…
And there I sat…on the couch… naked…
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### Author:  [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/2 "2008-11-06T13:57:31Z")
hahahaha nice
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/3 "2008-11-06T15:34:30Z")
:rofl :crackup
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### Author:  [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/4 "2008-11-06T15:49:12Z")
hahahaha that’s good
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### Author:  [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/5 "2008-11-06T16:09:34Z")
picts or b&
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### Author:  [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/6 "2008-11-06T16:49:13Z")
> [@RocketPunch](#):
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> picts or b&
what?
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### Author:  [@xreaction](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xreaction)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/7 "2008-11-06T16:52:55Z")
:lol :lol
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/8 "2008-11-06T16:53:00Z")
> [@JRubino](#):
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> what?
“pictures or ban” ;D
I have NO idea why he would want pictures of a naked guy on a couch, that’s just what he said :umm
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/9 "2008-11-06T17:06:58Z")
yahhh uhh i dont know about that…
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/10 "2008-11-06T19:06:19Z")
i read that joke all the time, its great
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/11 "2008-11-06T20:09:37Z")
:crackup
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/12 "2008-11-07T00:20:04Z")
:rofl
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/13 "2008-11-07T04:25:02Z")
haha i never heard it before thats awesome LOL !!!
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-fired-my-co-worker/240008/14 "2008-11-07T04:28:51Z")
:rofl
Awesome! :rofl