# Why pretend to have a big ecock?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 28, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615 "2008-01-28T23:18:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/1 "2008-01-28T23:18:59Z")
why would someone pretend to be a big tough guy on a local message board, knowing they could be called out at any event, meeting or any given time?! Im just baffled by it. I mean sure, it could be done if you were on a country or worldwide site but to talk shit on a local forum and be a regular at meets etc?! WTF? Someone help me figure this out!? For example-There a couple people around here that have that massive E-pud, one drives a fiberglass gokart the other a southern mullet machine-both have the Eballs to talk shit and think they dont not have to pay the piper. WHat gives!?
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### Author:  [@choko](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/choko)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/2 "2008-01-28T23:27:49Z")
i do not tolerate on or offline…
i carry a trunk full of keyboards… so when i see a shit talking ethug in person. i just walk up and smash one over there face. augh… pwnd
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### Author:  [@FASTMOFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FASTMOFO)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/3 "2008-01-28T23:52:18Z")
Is this a thread about the Newman and the Sherm? Am I the wrong? Or the right? :gotme:
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### Author:  [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/4 "2008-01-28T23:58:32Z")
> [@FASTMOFO](#):
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> Is this a thread about the Newman and the Sherm? Am I the wrong? Or the right? :gotme:
If the shoe fits.
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### Author:  [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/5 "2008-01-29T00:09:26Z")
ppl are nice to your face, then are wanna be e-thugs… yup know all about that
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### Author:  [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/6 "2008-01-29T00:26:46Z")
> [@98SS10"](#):
>
> why would someone pretend to be a big tough guy on a local message board, knowing they could be called out at any event, meeting or any given time?! Im just baffled by it. I mean sure, it could be done if you were on a country or worldwide site but to talk shit on a local forum and be a regular at meets etc?! WTF? Someone help me figure this out!? For example-There a couple people around here that have that massive E-pud, one drives a fiberglass gokart the other a southern mullet machine-both have the Eballs to talk shit and think they dont not have to pay the piper. WHat gives!?
The simple minded notion that “Its just the internet”
Some people need to learn the hard way.
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### Author:  [@00Audi00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/00Audi00)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 12:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/7 "2008-01-29T00:28:11Z")
> [@choko](#):
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> i do not tolerate on or offline…
>
> i carry a trunk full of keyboards… so when i see a shit talking ethug in person. i just walk up and smash one over there face. augh… pwnd
LOL…my buddy does a lot of wholesaleing and bought a bulk lot of electronics which included 1000 keyboards…would have been a cheap option to keep your supply up and internet e-thugs down.
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 12:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/8 "2008-01-29T00:32:33Z")
> [@choko](#):
>
> i do not tolerate on or offline…
>
> i carry a trunk full of keyboards… so when i see a shit talking ethug in person. i just walk up and smash one over there face. augh… pwnd
Nice.
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### Author:  [@FASTMOFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FASTMOFO)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/9 "2008-01-29T02:08:57Z")
> [@98SS10](#):
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> If the shoe fits.
In that case…this outta be good :drama2:
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### Author:  [@joelster](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/joelster)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/10 "2008-01-29T04:49:07Z")
> [@98SS10"](#):
>
> why would someone pretend to be a big tough guy on a local message board, knowing they could be called out at any event, meeting or any given time?! Im just baffled by it. I mean sure, it could be done if you were on a country or worldwide site but to talk shit on a local forum and be a regular at meets etc?! WTF? Someone help me figure this out!? For example-There a couple people around here that have that massive E-pud, one drives a fiberglass gokart the other a southern mullet machine-both have the Eballs to talk shit and think they dont not have to pay the piper. WHat gives!?
I remember saying something very similar to that before. I was talking about someone else who couldn’t defend themselves online at that particualr time. WNY is a small place. Eventually you will run into someone. You can only hide for so long. Karma is a bitch. It has to do with the false-safety your computer provides. There is no immediate threat staring you in the face when the words are flying off of your fingertips.
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### Author:  [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/11 "2008-01-29T05:00:45Z")
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### Author:  [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/12 "2008-01-29T05:22:54Z")
**_The Garbage Truck_**
How often do you let other people change your mood? Do you let a bad
driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your
day? Unless you’re the Terminator, for an instant you’re probably set
back on your heels.
However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly she/he can
get back her/his focus on what’s important.
Five years ago I learned this lesson in the back of a taxicab in
Indianapolis. Here’s what happened:
I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving
in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking
space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks,
skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the
other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi
driver just smiled and waved at the guy.
And, I mean, he was really friendly.
So I asked, ‘Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your
car and sent us to the hospital!’ This is when my taxi driver taught
me what I now call, ‘The Law of the Garbage Truck.’ He explained that
many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage,
full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As
their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes
they’ll dump it on you. Don’t take it personally. Just smile, wave,
wish them well, and move on. Don’t take their garbage and spread it
to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks
take over their day. Life’s too short to wake up in the morning with
regrets, so…Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones
who don’t.
Keep Moving Forward, Only Make Sure You Are Going In The Right Direction.
:loopie:
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/13 "2008-01-29T05:24:31Z")
:lol: I make 1 comment because you were trying to defend you lover JnJ
And I get PMs about how your going to kick my ass :lol:
Come on I could have made comments about your ex wife, car, and a lot of other things…like other people already have…but I didn’t so carry on.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/14 "2008-01-29T05:25:42Z")
aww. why are you so **_sad_**?
did another shitty girl suck one of your shitty friends’ dick again?
😢
ironically, you made a post online talking shit about people who talk shit online. :bloated:
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/15 "2008-01-29T05:30:17Z")
“I see yer retarded post in the lame fuckin Fdody forum. I could give two fucks if you guys have a forum of yer own. You wanna call me a “waste of life”? you dont even fuckin know me, you wanna man up and meet, No problem! put yer money where your mouth is, or shut the f\*ck up. Stop being a mr bigdick behind the keyboard and show your true colors. I tell it like it is and have no prolem backin it up! Your walkin a tight line my friend, and I have no reason to hold back.”
I think my response was I have no problem meeting up and no problem watching you goto jail…
The problem in your life is you keep getting screwed because you have that high school meat head mentality still.
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/16 "2008-01-29T05:32:19Z")
im sorry, but the tough guy posts are just as fucking lame - additionally they are not funny or entertaining. you equally know that no one is going to fight you over what you posted, it makes you no fucking different.
you could have at least put a funny fucking picture or something, this thread gets -5 stars.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/17 "2008-01-29T05:36:54Z")
LOL
Is this the guy with the dragon tattoo thing on his back?
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/18 "2008-01-29T05:37:49Z")
> [@sureshot!](#):
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> LOL
>
> Is this the guy with the dragon tattoo thing on his back?
OMG PHOENIX… geez when will you learn.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/19 "2008-01-29T05:39:35Z")
DRAGOENIX
sounds like a pokemon.
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/20 "2008-01-29T05:40:04Z")
LOL welcome to all of nyspeed…
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