# Why pretend to have a big ecock?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 28, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615 "2008-01-28T23:18:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/41 "2008-01-29T07:03:10Z")

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> [@FormulaLS1](#):
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> Why don’t you beat up your friends fucking you ex wife instead?
> 
> I know you…I know your a waste of life judging from all your worthless posts crying about your ex wife…and how your a fucking bouncer at worthless teen clubs…
> 
> :lol: with the strip club comments…im hurt ☹

My Friends? Ya. you seem to remember alot of old shit, good for you. Dork  
 ![http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_American_Pie_2/chris_owen_001.jpg](http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_American_Pie_2/chris_owen_001.jpg)

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**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/42 "2008-01-29T07:04:06Z")

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one name comes to mind…walter. If he was anywhere near me in person…

On that note, this is why I do not wish to participate in the Nyspeed BBQ, just the track day. I have the same persona here as I do in person.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/43 "2008-01-29T07:04:21Z")

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Whats with the strip club hate? :lol:

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/44 "2008-01-29T07:04:39Z")

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lol how many of your friends banged your ex-wife?

> [@sureshot!](#):
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> Your grammar totally fucking blows. lol.

> [@walter](#):
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> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
> 
> you’RE

^^Yeah, exactly.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/45 "2008-01-29T07:06:13Z")

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> [@98SS10](#):
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> LOL. is that all you got?? LOL.

the only part that is even close to true is

> [@98SS10](#):
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> smart kid

and even that’s not entirely true.

> [@98SS10](#):
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> really smart kid

there we go.

you clearly don’t know anything about Chris N.

I don’t know shit about you except (i’ll organize in list format for easy reading!!!):

- you’re a fatty. Seriously, you have curves like a woman. A fat woman. See pics above.
- your (probably fat) wife left you, probably because you were a fatty. She cheated on you, “ripped your heart out”, and incited a whole slew of really pussy posts.
- you have a dragon tattoo. a huge dragon tattoo. a huge flaming dragon tattoo. a huge flaming dragon tattoo on your fat back.

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/46 "2008-01-29T07:07:58Z")

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In

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/47 "2008-01-29T07:09:48Z")

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> [@jrod0187](#):
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> one name comes to mind…walter. If he was anywhere near me in person…
> 
> On that note, this is why I do not wish to participate in the Nyspeed BBQ, just the track day. I have the same persona here as I do in person.

:ohnoes:

:sario:

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/48 "2008-01-29T07:10:19Z")

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> [@98SS10](#):
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> LOL. i guess the two ladies got the message. I dont make threats girls, promises. I have a ton more shit goin than to beat up some kids in a parking lot, so you dont have to worry for now.
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> Justin- you made stupid trash talk comments in reference to others-speedped etc- i could give two shits that it was JnJ. Then you call me a waste of life?-you dont know me for shit-your trash talking here is gonna come to a boil, and eventually someone is gonna deal with you, put yer little crank away and go back and hang around the strip club and see if you can pick up some scraps.  
> Newman- Your an easy one.\_ We all get the jist of your story, trust fund baby-smart kid has some money and thinks money makes him cool-no. Buying up a bunch of cars you think are gonna make you seem cool-no. Your tool, 90% of us know that, the other 10% are tryin to hump yer leg. Use some of the money to get some personal security cuz if you run your mouth in public like you do here, your gonna need it.Somehow i bet your the quiet nerd in the corner most of the time though-just a hunch.

hahahah you are a HUGE FAGGOT lol

😢😢😢😢

The internet is making me sad cause I have a piece of shit tattoo on my back WAAAAAAAAAA…

Blah blah blah… You make more money than me … blah blah blah…

> [@newman](#):
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> - your (probably fat) wife left you, probably because you were a fatty. She cheated on you, “ripped your heart out”, and incited a whole slew of really pussy posts

LOL… I even smacked my forehead reading this… I will say nice use of bullet points

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/49 "2008-01-29T07:12:55Z")

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This thread is an epic failure. I love it.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/50 "2008-01-29T07:14:08Z")

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> [@walter](#):
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> This thread is an epic failure. I love it.

well, i love YOUUUUUU…

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/51 "2008-01-29T07:15:07Z")

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> [@Violator](#):
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> The simple minded notion that “Its just the internet”  
> Some people need to learn the hard way.

Oh give me a break, no one goes around kicking the shit out of editorial columnists. That’s all a post on a message board is, one users editorial take on another. In the real world adults can bicker and be insulted without violence erupting, those who can’t aren’t really behaving like adults. Grow a thicker skin or don’t go on message boards if you can’t take it. The internet, like it or not, gives advantages to the intelligent over the non. If you’re not smart enough to verbalize your frustrations in an intelligent (and sometimes scathing) response, it’s probably better you turn off your computer.

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/52 "2008-01-29T07:15:45Z")

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> [@98SS10](#):
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> I dont make threats girls, promises.

I love this part of his post the most.

DUDE IS SERIOUS:pimp:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/53 "2008-01-29T07:16:44Z")

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i don’t get it. what the fuck is a “threat girl”?

does anyone make those? where could i find one?

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/54 "2008-01-29T07:17:12Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> I love this part of his post the most.
> 
> DUDE IS SERIOUS:pimp:

HAHA someone is gonna get a beat down from this faggot. Do you think it will be before he eats and cries… or after he eats and cries

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/55 "2008-01-29T07:17:18Z")

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Internet: Sirius Biznis

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/56 "2008-01-29T07:17:26Z")

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Well obviously 98SS10 doesn’t.

But what he does make… is a good example of immature trailer trash 🙂

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/57 "2008-01-29T07:18:19Z")

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lol @ eats and cries.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/58 "2008-01-29T07:21:52Z")

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Is this in between cutting sessions?

> [@98SS10](#):
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> LOL. i guess the two ladies got the message. I dont make threats girls, promises.

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/59 "2008-01-29T07:22:18Z")

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Superb morning read.

:bloated: :bloated: :bloated: :bloated: :bloated: / :bloated: :bloated: :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/60 "2008-01-29T07:22:42Z")

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