# Why pretend to have a big ecock?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 28, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615 "2008-01-28T23:18:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/61 "2008-01-29T07:25:53Z")

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Come on, tell us more about how newman tries to buy online popularity, and you buck the trend with your dragon tat.

Don’t die thread!

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**Author:** ![PumiceT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@PumiceT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PumiceT)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/62 "2008-01-29T07:31:42Z")

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![http://www.cyburbia.org/gallery/data/500/rodney_king.jpg](http://www.cyburbia.org/gallery/data/500/rodney_king.jpg)

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/63 "2008-01-29T07:32:11Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/98ss10/0908070104.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/13b942783d4d122d436676589a74a9791474ff98.jpeg)
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> DRAGOENIX
> 
> sounds like a pokemon.

> [@sureshot!](#):
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> ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/98ss10/0908070104.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/13b942783d4d122d436676589a74a9791474ff98.jpeg)
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> DRAGOENIX
> 
> sounds like a pokemon.

> [@sureshot!](#):
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> ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/98ss10/0908070104.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/13b942783d4d122d436676589a74a9791474ff98.jpeg)
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> DRAGOENIX
> 
> sounds like a pokemon.

> [@sureshot!](#):
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> ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/98ss10/0908070104.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/13b942783d4d122d436676589a74a9791474ff98.jpeg)
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> DRAGOENIX
> 
> sounds like a pokemon.

> [@sureshot!](#):
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> ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/98ss10/0908070104.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/13b942783d4d122d436676589a74a9791474ff98.jpeg)
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> DRAGOENIX
> 
> sounds like a pokemon.

> [@sureshot!](#):
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> ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/98ss10/0908070104.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/13b942783d4d122d436676589a74a9791474ff98.jpeg)
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> DRAGOENIX
> 
> sounds like a pokemon.

> [@sureshot!](#):
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> ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/98ss10/0908070104.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/13b942783d4d122d436676589a74a9791474ff98.jpeg)
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> DRAGOENIX
> 
> sounds like a pokemon.

> [@sureshot!](#):
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> ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/98ss10/0908070104.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/13b942783d4d122d436676589a74a9791474ff98.jpeg)
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> DRAGOENIX
> 
> sounds like a pokemon.

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE HANDLES!!!

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**Author:** ![Oroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c68b51/32.png) [@Oroc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oroc)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/64 "2008-01-29T07:33:50Z")

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LOL um… wow…

Where’s speedped, he’ll bring in his bat and keep this thead going!

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**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/65 "2008-01-29T07:37:42Z")

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:tup:

great morning read.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/66 "2008-01-29T07:44:33Z")

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![http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/dragonix.jpg](http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/dragonix.jpg)

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/67 "2008-01-29T07:45:54Z")

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Yep thank you… I just pissed myself

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/68 "2008-01-29T07:48:08Z")

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haha. i’ll give props this ONE time only, since it was my idea.

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**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/69 "2008-01-29T07:48:35Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> the only part that is even close to true is
> 
> and even that’s not entirely true.
> 
> there we go.
> 
> you clearly don’t know anything about Chris N.
> 
> I don’t know shit about you except (i’ll organize in list format for easy reading!!!):
> 
> - you’re a fatty. Seriously, you have curves like a woman. A fat woman. See pics above.
> - your (probably fat) wife left you, probably because you were a fatty. She cheated on you, “ripped your heart out”, and incited a whole slew of really pussy posts.
> - you have a dragon tattoo. a huge dragon tattoo. a huge flaming dragon tattoo. a huge flaming dragon tattoo on your fat back.

his wife was pretty hot

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**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/70 "2008-01-29T07:49:22Z")

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Walter eat my ass  
 ![http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/jrod0187/url.jpg](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/jrod0187/url.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/71 "2008-01-29T07:51:00Z")

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Not to hate anymore, but this is almost spot on.

![http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/_final_fire-dragon-color-mystic_resize.jpg](http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/_final_fire-dragon-color-mystic_resize.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Pauly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pauly/32/7493_2.png) [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/72 "2008-01-29T07:59:18Z")

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> [@LAFENGAS](#):
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> this is a phoenix:

Screaming Chicken FTMFW

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**Author:** ![Pauly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pauly/32/7493_2.png) [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/73 "2008-01-29T08:01:08Z")

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> [@psphinx81](#):
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> the f-bod drama needs to come back, now that shit was entertaining

Actually there is NEW F bod drama. I’m amazed it hasn’t been brought up, and it’s not my place to bring it up. It should surface eventually.

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**Author:** ![joelster](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joelster/32/7258_2.png) [@joelster](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/joelster)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/74 "2008-01-29T08:06:32Z")

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Oh ,do tell!

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/75 "2008-01-29T08:09:47Z")

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WOW what a train wreck… i love it… def making my boring ass job a lot more tolerable today

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/76 "2008-01-29T08:12:24Z")

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> [@MaximaSE98](#):
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> his wife was pretty hot

Pics? …or does she have a shitty, failing paysite?

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/77 "2008-01-29T08:13:39Z")

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> [@jrod0187](#):
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> Walter eat my ass  
> [IM][http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/jrod0187/url.jpg[/IMG]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/jrod0187/url.jpg%5B/IMG%5D)

Who the fuck spells their name “Jarrod”? What kind of faggot ass shit is that. How am I really supposed to take you seriously?:touchy:

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/78 "2008-01-29T08:13:42Z")

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> [@Zong](#):
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> Not to hate anymore, but this is almost spot on.

Word. My first thought was Lord of the Rings or Dungeons and Dragons. I bet 98SS10 got his penis tattooed like a magical wizard staff. 👋

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**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/79 "2008-01-29T08:21:33Z")

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> [@walter](#):
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> Who the fuck spells their name “Jarrod”? What kind of faggot ass shit is that. How am I really supposed to take you seriously?:touchy:

so if I was serious you’d eat my ass? Now whos the faggot!!

Edit: How do you know my name anyways? are you stalking me?

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-pretend-to-have-a-big-ecock/42615/80 "2008-01-29T08:25:58Z")

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> [@jrod0187](#):
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> so if I was serious you’d eat my ass? Now whos the faggot!!
> 
> Edit: How do you know my name anyways? are you stalking me?

Can we try to keep this on topic please…

Thanks!

If you like to make a physical threat towards walter that would be considered on topic.

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