# Why we cheat... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 19, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193 "2009-12-19T17:41:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/41 "2009-12-20T19:03:38Z")
Paul is going on a killing spree sometime soon. Are you on the list?? ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/42 "2009-12-20T19:06:26Z")
> [@Spotted (With Pic): Cadillac Race Car driving in the rain !!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-with-pic-cadillac-race-car-driving-in-the-rain/27537/3): > > Paul is going on a killing spree sometime soon. Are you on the list?? Probably! Paul had sex once. He finished quickly. He hasen’t had sex since. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/43 "2009-12-20T19:12:27Z")
> [@Spotted (With Pic): Cadillac Race Car driving in the rain !!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-with-pic-cadillac-race-car-driving-in-the-rain/27537/3): > > Paul is going on a killing spree sometime soon. Are you on the list?? :ninja ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/44 "2009-12-20T19:13:48Z")
> [@Spotted (With Pic): Cadillac Race Car driving in the rain !!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-with-pic-cadillac-race-car-driving-in-the-rain/27537/3): > > Paul is going on a killing spree sometime soon. Are you on the list?? I hope not. I got shot once. It hurt alot. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/45 "2009-12-20T19:15:38Z")
Ive been shot twice actually ---
**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/46 "2009-12-20T20:06:27Z")
In the face? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/47 "2009-12-20T20:12:10Z")
:rofl !!! paul u can’t give up, omfg listen there is this movie its called 40 year old virgin if he could do it, u can do itttttttttttt ! nike ! JUST DO IT! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/48 "2009-12-21T03:08:53Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/22904/132): > > In the face? no, once in the arm and once in the foot. Pellet gun but it still counts, right? ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/49 "2009-12-21T04:50:09Z")
> [@Sabres Tix Avail on Tickets.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-tix-avail-on-tickets-com/27539/10): > > no, once in the arm and once in the foot. > Pellet gun but it still counts, right? no u turd! ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/50 "2009-12-21T05:28:09Z")
> [@Sabres Tix Avail on Tickets.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-tix-avail-on-tickets-com/27539/10): > > no, once in the arm and once in the foot. > Pellet gun but it still counts, right? Listen up 50 cent, a pellet gun wound (if you can even call it that, what’d it do bruise you?) DOES NOT COUNT! ---
**Author:** ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/51 "2009-12-21T06:19:43Z")
> [@Suggestions on a 18" tire?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/suggestions-on-a-18-tire/27440/11): > > two actually, one has a kid the other is only 17 and in N.C. im actually drivin down to sc on saturday…she got a number?? LOL ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/52 "2009-12-21T06:29:35Z")
Cause you would get tired after a year of faking orgasms and riding a thumb sized penis too ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/53 "2009-12-21T06:48:07Z")
> [@Spotted (With Pic): Cadillac Race Car driving in the rain !!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-with-pic-cadillac-race-car-driving-in-the-rain/27537/23): > > Cause you would get tired after a year of faking orgasms and riding a thumb sized penis too is that why ur ex left? BURN!!! (and i mean this one) ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/54 "2009-12-21T06:53:48Z")
> [@rare (NYSPEED wise) cars](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rare-nyspeed-wise-cars/27529/93): > > is that why ur ex left? BURN!!! > > (and i mean this one) LOL. Nah she was the only one who never cheated on me actually. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/55 "2009-12-21T06:56:01Z")
> [@Whatever Happened to....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whatever-happened-to/27516/41): > > LOL. Nah she was the only one who never cheated on me actually. lol sall good kid. was just bustin stones anyways. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/56 "2009-12-21T07:00:35Z")
she was small. made my thumb sized penis look big ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/57 "2009-12-21T07:37:11Z")
> [@Sensative son of a bitches](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sensative-son-of-a-bitches/27531/27): > > she was small. made my thumb sized penis look big i can haz small ex gf now?!:excited ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/58 "2009-12-21T07:57:22Z")
> [@Spotted (With Pic): Cadillac Race Car driving in the rain !!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-with-pic-cadillac-race-car-driving-in-the-rain/27537/25): > > i can haz small ex gf now?!:excited LOL knock yourself out. She has huge male abandonment issues so she was very untrustful and did a lot to sabotage the relationship subconciously, was super high maintenace (I.e. look down upon my $40k a year appliance sales job), and extremely stubborn. all we did was argue cause it was to extremely stubborn people in a relationship. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/59 "2009-12-21T08:20:48Z")
> [@rare (NYSPEED wise) cars](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rare-nyspeed-wise-cars/27529/51): > > havent heard that in over 8 months, i kinda miss it… > > /debbie downer post :lol :rofl :rofl As soon as a girl told me that, after a year of being together too. I broke it off with her :lol She was right :rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/60 "2009-12-21T08:25:52Z")
i hate high maintenance chicks. ugh. i’d rather go buy a fleshlight(im so goin to regret this comment) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193.md?page=4)