# Why we cheat... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 19, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193 "2009-12-19T17:41:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/61 "2009-12-21T08:44:35Z")
> [@California...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/california/27523/16): > > ugh. i’d rather go buy a fleshlight(im so goin to regret this comment) ask pbj which one is the best… i hear he has experience in that area. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/62 "2009-12-21T08:46:25Z")
Fleshheadlight… so you truly can make love to your car ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/63 "2009-12-21T08:47:54Z")
:rofl @ John pimpin out the sister-in-laws ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/64 "2009-12-21T08:54:15Z")
highest bidder! ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/65 "2009-12-21T08:58:02Z")
> [@Bye bye Bledsoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bye-bye-bledsoe/27512/8): > > highest bidder! 1/2 pack of cigarettes and a chewed piece of gum? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_GSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin_gsr/32/6412_2.png) [@Justin\_GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin_GSR)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/66 "2009-12-21T09:01:22Z")
> [@GTI \> lancer i believe.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gti-lancer-i-believe/20605/77): > > she’s up for the holidays right now. the wifey’s mom and sister went to her other sisters house in middletown, ny. so she’s really not that far for a week or so! John y didnt you tell me this. Can we do a New years thing again, i mean i did get a couple of kisses from her last year at your apt lol, tell her im single hahaah, Chris back off ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/67 "2009-12-21T09:31:07Z")
> [@Spotted (With Pic): Cadillac Race Car driving in the rain !!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-with-pic-cadillac-race-car-driving-in-the-rain/27537/28): > > 1/2 pack of cigarettes and a chewed piece of gum? not a smoker sorry… prolly gonna have a few ppl over for new years. she said she’s not drinking this yr, we’ll see how that goes but your more than welcome to come over! ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/68 "2009-12-21T09:55:52Z")
how bout a broken down buick, and the chewed piece of gum… same value as 1/2 pack of cigs! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/69 "2009-12-21T10:03:31Z")
> [@FS: 57in HDTV rear projecton Toshiba model# 57H93](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-57in-hdtv-rear-projecton-toshiba-model-57h93/27449/31): > > Its just not something I worry about. so you want to die a lonely old man? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_GSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin_gsr/32/6412_2.png) [@Justin\_GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin_GSR)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/70 "2009-12-21T10:30:32Z")
i might be there for New years, idk yet ill let ya know bud ---
**Author:** ![Gendy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gendy/32/6456_2.png) [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/71 "2009-12-21T10:57:45Z")
If it comes down to that point, run and don’t look back ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/72 "2009-12-21T11:55:59Z")
> [@Bye bye Bledsoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bye-bye-bledsoe/27512/8): > > highest bidder! > [@f/s 2003 vw jetta 1.8T](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-2003-vw-jetta-1-8t/26313/21): > > not a smoker sorry… > > prolly gonna have a few ppl over for new years. she said she’s not drinking this yr, we’ll see how that goes but your more than welcome to come over! tell her she has a chance to meet a legend who also has chris07ss syndrome :rofl ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/73 "2009-12-21T13:16:47Z")
> [@So what's next?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-whats-next/27543/119): > > **Listen up 50 cent** , a pellet gun wound (if you can even call it that, what’d it do bruise you?) DOES NOT COUNT! Bwahahahahahahahaha LOL at fallen-off rapper reference ---
**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/74 "2009-12-21T13:31:07Z")
I actually enjoy being in a relationship. You just have to know how to make her want you. Oh and she cant be a bitch. Most important ---
**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/75 "2009-12-21T15:20:04Z")
> [@4/12 Sabres vs Islanders Score Predictions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-12-sabres-vs-islanders-score-predictions/27538/31): > > I actually enjoy being in a relationship. You just have to know how to make her want you. Oh and she cant be a bitch. Most important And how long have you been in this said relationship? Every girl is a bitch. Wake up. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/76 "2009-12-21T15:29:15Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/4121): > > And how long have you been in this said relationship? Every girl is a bitch. Wake up. this. 100x over! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/77 "2009-12-21T15:31:26Z")
> [@So what's next?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-whats-next/27543/119): > > Listen up 50 cent, a pellet gun wound (if you can even call it that, what’d it do bruise you?) DOES NOT COUNT! there was blood ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193/78 "2009-12-21T15:34:13Z")
> [@Suggestions on a 18" tire?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/suggestions-on-a-18-tire/27440/11): > > two actually, one has a kid the other is only 17 and in N.C. Perfect! I’ll be in Charlotte the week after Christmas. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-we-cheat/249193.md?page=3)