# Why you don't let your cousin drive

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 14, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905 "2007-06-14T13:58:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/81 "2007-06-17T18:23:04Z")

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[quote=“Daddie,post:79,topic:30905"”]

Maybe you’re hate for this guy is clouding your vision, but there’s a lot of truth within his statements. No no, not maybe, it definately is.

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meh. I still think he should /himself.

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/82 "2007-06-17T18:24:07Z")

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[quote=“Itagaki,post:80,topic:30905"”]

Carl and Corey:

You’re not new to this and you have both dealt with Walter in the past. You really can’t be surprised by his response and continued activity in this thread. I thought at least one of you would have learned not to antagonize him. Guess I was wrong. :gotme:

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Thing is, I dont get worked up over it. And watching walter pour his time and effort into a “well thought out retort” frankly amuses me. It says that Mr. Bigshot has too much free time on his hands, and takes this all way too personally.

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**Author:** ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/83 "2007-06-17T19:03:00Z")

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not much has changed around here

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/84 "2007-06-17T19:31:19Z")

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[quote=“Daddie,post:77,topic:30905"”]

Strange, didn’t you say you didn’t want to be on here anymore?

Thanks for completely and utterly turning this thread OT.

Moved.

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Yes, Howie. This is completely true. I knew you wouldn’t understand. You’re practically the king of image before substance. I mean, you only had to give underaged people drinks so that they would be your friend.

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/85 "2007-06-17T19:48:30Z")

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:lmfao: @ 3 posts in a row, corky doesn’t know there is an edit button? or is she just too slow to come up with a snappy come back in one sitting.

either way, off to bed with my lovely girlfriend, maybe we’ll do some breeding, that should get him good and bothered in the morning.

thanks for keeping me mildly entertained while working this Sunday, every once in a while I need a reminder of just how much better I am than the average person.

:tup:

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/86 "2007-06-17T20:08:37Z")

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Corey, you’re being a fucking asshole standing on your mountain judging everyone because they think differently than you do. I am surprised you haven’t called the lot of them sheep yet.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/87 "2007-06-17T21:25:52Z")

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[quote=“RedGoober4Life,post:84,topic:30905"”]

Yes, Howie. This is completely true. I knew you wouldn’t understand. You’re practically the king of image before substance. I mean, you only had to give underaged people drinks so that they would be your friend.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

breathing…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep it coming, these insults are good! They make me look so bad! Please, get over yourself.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/88 "2007-06-17T21:35:05Z")

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wow. I actually went back and unignored coreys posts in here.  
The still frame won’t even summarize it, im gonna have to go to video.

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**Author:** ![antosh87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@antosh87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/antosh87)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/89 "2007-06-17T21:50:00Z")

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what a nice car gone to waste!

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**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/90 "2007-06-17T22:03:55Z")

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[quote=“vq30de,post:82,topic:30905"”]

Thing is, I dont get worked up over it. And watching walter pour his time and effort into a “well thought out retort” frankly amuses me. It says that Mr. Bigshot has too much free time on his hands, and takes this all way too personally.

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I’m pretty sure that Walter doesn’t spend as much time as you hope coming up with his responses. You should go look in the mirror in regards to this though… you’re probably spending just as much time (if not more) than he is on this.

I would post a picture of a kettle but I’m too lazy.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/91 "2007-06-17T23:25:35Z")

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[quote=“RedGoober4Life,post:84,topic:30905"”]

Yes, Howie. This is completely true. I knew you wouldn’t understand. You’re practically the king of image before substance. I mean, you only had to give underaged people drinks so that they would be your friend.

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Howie where was I when I you were giving out drinks to minors…you suck…and im still your friend…

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**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/92 "2007-06-18T04:05:22Z")

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Sheesh, this is mildly amusing. I get on here an average of about once every two weeks now, and this is what I read. Hmm…

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**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/93 "2007-06-18T09:49:38Z")

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Damn’t, had I known Howie was giving out free drinks to minors I would have tried harder to get to know him back in the day. Whats the next insult something about blue shorts or how big his head is?

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/94 "2007-06-18T11:17:51Z")

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ok wtf, i think corey is acting like a tard, and walter is right

I AM EXPLODE NOW

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/95 "2007-06-18T15:25:47Z")

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[quote=“Tkklemann,post:92,topic:30905"”]

Sheesh, this is mildly amusing. I get on here an average of about once every two weeks now, and this is what I read. Hmm…

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Fuck you.

edit: just fuck you.

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/96 "2007-06-18T15:27:16Z")

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I hate admitting this, but 90% of the time, walter is right. I just hate him, so Ill disagree to be an asshole.

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/97 "2007-06-18T15:50:52Z")

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[quote=“RedGoober4Life,post:59,topic:30905"”]

Walter’s favorite person in the world makes money off of other people’s misfortunes.

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[quote=“RedGoober4Life,post:28,topic:30905"”]

Same for people that take out a mortgage for a $500,000 home. “It’s my dreeeeeam.”

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[quote=“RedGoober4Life,post:84,topic:30905"”]

I mean, you only had to give underaged people drinks so that they would be your friend.

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W

O

W

You’re such a little kid it’s funny

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/98 "2007-06-18T16:24:33Z")

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[quote=“vq30de,post:69,topic:30905"”]

just shut up. Nobody likes you.

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My only contribution to this train wreck is sorry, I \<3 Walter, so someone likes him. :lol:

That, and now I understand why Joe’s “ignore list” thread came from. I’d like to change my vote, after reading this, Corey is back on it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/99 "2007-06-19T08:21:25Z")

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i can’t believe all of this came out of a “guy who wrecks a porsche thread” wow

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-let-your-cousin-drive/30905/100 "2007-06-20T07:55:06Z")

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:lol: @ backfire

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