# Why you should not break into a house, even with...

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 2, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679 "2007-05-02T12:57:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/1 "2007-05-02T12:57:05Z")

</div>

… only an 11 year old in it to guard it.

[http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=185167](http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=185167)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/2 "2007-05-02T12:59:50Z")

</div>

Montana is scary.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/3 "2007-05-02T13:01:28Z")

</div>

haha ![http://www.bitetv.ca/blog/archives/home%20alone.jpg](http://www.bitetv.ca/blog/archives/home%20alone.jpg)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/4 "2007-05-02T13:03:41Z")

</div>

:tup:

And the groin shot is priceless. You know damn well a kid who’s a clay shooting champ put that shot there on purpose.

“America, FUCK YEAH!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/5 "2007-05-02T13:05:22Z")

</div>

:tup: :tup:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/6 "2007-05-02T13:15:56Z")

</div>

Fucking Darwin, 11 yr old girl \> 2 illegal aliens

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/7 "2007-05-02T13:16:04Z")

</div>

nice :tup: good for her

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/8 "2007-05-02T13:16:56Z")

</div>

> It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Fucking :headbang:.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/9 "2007-05-02T13:18:53Z")

</div>

T fucking up.

:tup::tup::tup::tup::tup:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/10 "2007-05-02T13:18:55Z")

</div>

That story makes me happy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/11 "2007-05-02T13:20:46Z")

</div>

o wow clay shooting champ lol, that is great

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/12 "2007-05-02T13:21:31Z")

</div>

i hope they give her a medal

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/13 "2007-05-02T13:21:59Z")

</div>

lol awesome

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/14 "2007-05-02T13:29:56Z")

</div>

Anyone besides me think this is fake?

1. You wouldn’t release the name of the 11 year old.

2. How many Mexican illegals are there in Montana?

3. The “author” is “nra”. The “source” is “the nra files”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/15 "2007-05-02T13:31:57Z")

</div>

[quote=“JayS,post:14,topic:28679"”]

Anyone besides me think this is fake?

1. You wouldn’t release the name of the 11 year old.

2. How many Mexican illegals are there in Montana?

3. The “author” is “nra”. The “source” is “the nra files”.

[/quote]

It might be fake.

But they release the names of kids all the time when they do something good.

And if you have ever seen the movie Fast Food Nation, alien workers will travel pretty far north for jobs. Hell, Virginia is crawling with them.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![ugo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ugo/32/7430_2.png) [@ugo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ugo)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/16 "2007-05-02T13:33:28Z")

</div>

Guns are bad. They should all be banned. Vote for Hillary! :hang:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/17 "2007-05-02T13:34:30Z")

</div>

lol

[quote=“JayS,post:14,topic:28679"”]

Anyone besides me think this is fake?

1. You wouldn’t release the name of the 11 year old.

2. How many Mexican illegals are there in Montana?

3. The “author” is “nra”. The “source” is “the nra files”.

[/quote]

probably a lot. i was surprised to find out how many were in chicago… you wouldnt think they would move up to where it snows and shit. thats a pretty huge climate change.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/18 "2007-05-02T13:35:42Z")

</div>

“guns don’t kill people… 11 year old clay shooting champs kill people”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/19 "2007-05-02T13:37:57Z")

</div>

Good for her but the real question in all this is who the fuck is going to date that girl when she grows up?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679/20 "2007-05-02T13:39:22Z")

</div>

[quote=“RobHimself,post:19,topic:28679"”]

Good for her but the real question in all this is who the fuck is going to date that girl when she grows up?

[/quote]

Other guys from Montana? Duh.

[Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-should-not-break-into-a-house-even-with/28679.md?page=2)
