# Why
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 25, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532 "2007-04-25T17:20:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/101 "2007-04-25T20:33:41Z")
> [@HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARNUT!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-carnut/29734/40):
>
> :nuts: :scared:
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### Author:  [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/102 "2007-04-25T20:34:11Z")
> [@Should Bush Be Impeached?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-bush-be-impeached/29742/41):
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> FUN FACTS ABOUT ROUGH SEX
>
> Giving …head… massages the jaw…while burning 32 calories.
>
> Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
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> The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
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> Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
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> Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
>
> Take off her clothes
> with her consent…12 cal
> without…187 cal
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> Take off her Bra
> With two hands…8 cal
> With one hand…12 cal
> With mouth…85 cal
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> Put on Protection
> hard … 6 cal
> soft…315 cal
>
> Foreplay
> Looking for target…8 cal
> Finding G spot …92 cal
> I don’t F\*\*\*ing care…0 cal
>
> Entry
> Holding her…12 cal
> On the floor…8 cal
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> With Different Position
> Missionary…358 cal
> Doggy…316 cal
> 69 lying…286 cal
> 69 standing…512 cal
> Italian hanger…912 cal
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> Orgasm
> Real…112 cal
> Faking…315 cal
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> After “O”
> Lying in Bed…18 cal
> Hop off the bed…36 cal
> Wondering why she left pissed off…816 cal
>
> Get dressed
> Quiet and calm…32 cal
> Rushing…98 cal
> Heard her boyfriend opening the door…1218 cal
> Heard her dad at the door…1942 cal
> Her mom walking in…Priceless!!!LOL
This is probably the last thing you should be thinking about and posting up here (especially on here unless you want E-humped to death).
:bukkake:
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/103 "2007-04-25T20:35:34Z")
just whoring through
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### Author:  [@DragonzChick86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DragonzChick86)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/104 "2007-04-25T20:38:15Z")
i found it fun. I need to laugh, shit. I havent laughed since i moved home. E humping is fine but shh. I am just playing
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### Author:  [@imported\_renegade1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_renegade1)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/105 "2007-04-25T20:39:03Z")
> [@HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARNUT!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-carnut/29734/40):
>
> :nuts: :scared:
:eek4dance :bash:
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### Author:  [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/106 "2007-04-25T20:40:12Z")
you have my attention
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### Author:  [@DragonzChick86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DragonzChick86)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/107 "2007-04-25T20:41:52Z")
yeah i have everyone’s attention it seems
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### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/108 "2007-04-25T20:41:59Z")
> [@HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARNUT!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-carnut/29734/41):
>
> you have my attention
Doesn’t take much for u John
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### Author:  [@imported\_renegade1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_renegade1)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/109 "2007-04-25T20:43:37Z")
This thread ROFLCOPTER
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### Author:  [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/110 "2007-04-25T20:44:19Z")
> [@Should Bush Be Impeached?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-bush-be-impeached/29742/47):
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> Doesn’t take much for u John
when the wind blows…
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### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/111 "2007-04-25T20:47:23Z")
> [@Dick Starbucks"](#):
>
> when the wind blows…
🍺
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### Author:  [@DragonzChick86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DragonzChick86)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/112 "2007-04-25T20:48:43Z")
> [@Should Bush Be Impeached?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-bush-be-impeached/29742/48):
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> This thread ROFLCOPTER
I \<3 you wench
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### Author:  [@imported\_renegade1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_renegade1)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/113 "2007-04-25T20:52:28Z")
> [@290 Speedtraps TODAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/290-speedtraps-today/29708/46):
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> I \<3 you wench
:nuts:
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### Author:  [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/114 "2007-04-25T20:53:24Z")
lol @ sleeper in this thread. …good stuf.
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### Author:  [@DragonzChick86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DragonzChick86)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/115 "2007-04-25T21:04:19Z")
okay people are now saying that i second guess my husband and my relationship how the hell so?
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### Author:  [@DragonzChick86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DragonzChick86)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/116 "2007-04-25T21:05:00Z")
> [@Fatal Car Accident in NJ](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fatal-car-accident-in-nj/29750/5):
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> :nuts:
Why you gotta be a Jagoff?
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/117 "2007-04-25T21:10:24Z")
> [@jsut got done hanging out with this girl...need advice](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jsut-got-done-hanging-out-with-this-girl-need-advice/29696/16):
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> okay people are now saying that i second guess my husband and my relationship how the hell so?
I’m here for the boobies…
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### Author:  [@DragonzChick86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DragonzChick86)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/118 "2007-04-25T21:11:27Z")
> [@Should Bush Be Impeached?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-bush-be-impeached/29742/50):
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> I’m here for the boobies…
one word…JAGOFF
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### Author:  [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/119 "2007-04-25T21:12:24Z")
> [@Should Bush Be Impeached?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-bush-be-impeached/29742/50):
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> I’m here for the booty…
fixed for me
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### Author:  [@imported\_renegade1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_renegade1)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/120 "2007-04-25T21:12:54Z")
> [@Should Bush Be Impeached?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-bush-be-impeached/29742/50):
>
> I’m here for the boobies…
yeah same here 💏
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