# Why

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 25, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532 "2007-04-25T17:20:15Z")
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### Author: ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why/189532/102 "2007-04-25T20:34:11Z")

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> [@Should Bush Be Impeached?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-bush-be-impeached/29742/41):
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> FUN FACTS ABOUT ROUGH SEX
> 
> Giving …head… massages the jaw…while burning 32 calories.
> 
> Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
> 
> The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
> 
> Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
> 
> Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
> 
> Take off her clothes  
> with her consent…12 cal  
> without…187 cal
> 
> Take off her Bra  
> With two hands…8 cal  
> With one hand…12 cal  
> With mouth…85 cal
> 
> Put on Protection  
> hard … 6 cal  
> soft…315 cal
> 
> Foreplay  
> Looking for target…8 cal  
> Finding G spot …92 cal  
> I don’t F\*\*\*ing care…0 cal
> 
> Entry  
> Holding her…12 cal  
> On the floor…8 cal
> 
> With Different Position  
> Missionary…358 cal  
> Doggy…316 cal  
> 69 lying…286 cal  
> 69 standing…512 cal  
> Italian hanger…912 cal
> 
> Orgasm  
> Real…112 cal  
> Faking…315 cal
> 
> After “O”  
> Lying in Bed…18 cal  
> Hop off the bed…36 cal  
> Wondering why she left pissed off…816 cal
> 
> Get dressed  
> Quiet and calm…32 cal  
> Rushing…98 cal  
> Heard her boyfriend opening the door…1218 cal  
> Heard her dad at the door…1942 cal  
> Her mom walking in…Priceless!!!LOL

This is probably the last thing you should be thinking about and posting up here (especially on here unless you want E-humped to death).

:bukkake:

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