# Wii warnings **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 5, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202 "2006-12-05T14:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SubaruDan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/subarudan/32/7195_2.png) [@SubaruDan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SubaruDan)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/1 "2006-12-05T14:16:48Z")
These are from the Japanese Wii manual. ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7149.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7149.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7150.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7150.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7152.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7152.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7155.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7155.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7156.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7156.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7161.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7161.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7162.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7162.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7166.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7166.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7168.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7168.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7172.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7172.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7175.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7175.jpg) ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7160.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7160.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/2 "2006-12-05T14:18:09Z")
Angry Snowman \>\* ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/3 "2006-12-05T14:25:37Z")
lmao lmao ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/4 "2006-12-05T14:34:44Z")
> [@SubaruDan](#): > > These are from the Japanese Wii manual. > ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7168.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7168.jpg) > > ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7160.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7160.jpg) I was doing ok until I got to these 2. What the hell do they mean? ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/5 "2006-12-05T14:40:08Z")
why would you put bags of garbage next to your wii? I like the one where you pour a drink directly onto it… ---
**Author:** ![Kramer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/6 "2006-12-05T15:03:14Z")
are they really that dumb over there? ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/7 "2006-12-05T15:12:14Z")
keep your bagged jizz rags away, And as a nerd this is as lucky as youll get? ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/8 "2006-12-05T15:13:06Z")
“Do not jamb 4 leaf clovers into your Wii for more luck”? ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/9 "2006-12-05T16:15:27Z")
Do not throw your Wii away? I \<3 the snowman. 🙂 Holy shit hahahhahaha: [http://wiisafetyowned.ytmnd.com/](http://wiisafetyowned.ytmnd.com/) [http://youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com/](http://youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com/) ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/10 "2006-12-05T17:03:01Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > Do not throw your Wii away? > > I \<3 the snowman. 🙂 > > Holy shit hahahhahaha: > [http://wiisafetyowned.ytmnd.com/](http://wiisafetyowned.ytmnd.com/) > [http://youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com/](http://youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com/) lol, “try not to suffocate little anime boys no matter how funny it is” ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/11 "2006-12-05T17:15:10Z")
HAHAHAHAHHA ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/12 "2006-12-06T07:06:10Z")
🤣 Nice find. ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/13 "2006-12-06T07:22:52Z")
> [@SubaruDan](#): > > ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7161.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7161.jpg) lol this one made me laugh ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/14 "2006-12-06T22:09:58Z")
> [@SubaruDan](#): > > These are from the Japanese Wii manual. > > ![http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7156.jpg](http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7156.jpg) WTF? Don’t take your Wii camping? Don’t leave it in a field with a blanket over it? ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/15 "2006-12-09T09:13:58Z")
[http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/](http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/) ![http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/image.php?external_image=http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/images/p53/01.jpg](http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/image.php?external_image=http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/images/p53/01.jpg) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/16 "2006-12-09T17:26:29Z")
^ LOL, people are stupid ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/17 "2006-12-09T17:44:55Z")
Hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/18 "2006-12-09T20:56:22Z")
> [@airhead](#): > > WTF? Don’t take your Wii camping? Don’t leave it in a field with a blanket over it? no no no its dont let your wii smoke while in a field covered in a blanket ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/19 "2006-12-10T06:45:13Z")
You guys are stupid asses, it means if your wii has the flu don’t take it to the a vikings home game and leave it on the purple astro turf. I mean seriously, you guys know nothing about games. ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/20 "2009-02-10T22:46:36Z")
Bump, cuz i was searching for something else, and found this, and it’s amazing. lol [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202.md?page=2)