# Wild turkey's on sheridan

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 9, 2006, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789 "2006-05-09T05:26:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/1 "2006-05-09T05:26:53Z")

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going to work this morning…i’m on the intersection of N.forest and Sheridan…i so a shit load of traffic, and to my right i see a few cop cars…another one coming down sheridan, and the animal control van. I look more to my right…and i see this cop chasing 2 wild turkeys. The cop didn’t look to happy :lol: I just found this really funny.

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**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/2 "2006-05-09T05:29:01Z")

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A pig chasing a turkey…now that would be funny to see.

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**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/3 "2006-05-09T05:37:56Z")

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My fiance and I saw two in my nieghborhood. On parker and Highland…WTF?? I’ll bet someone has them as pets or something. :gotme:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/4 "2006-05-09T05:50:44Z")

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hahahah. was it a fat cop?

There was a movie that came out in 1936 called “popeye the sailor meets sinbad the sailor”. One of the sub stories involved this guy:  
 ![http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Popeye/Popeye017.jpg](http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Popeye/Popeye017.jpg)  
slowly chasing after a duck with a meat grinder.

I totally picture that here.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/5 "2006-05-09T05:51:40Z")

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^HAHAHA…i can now picture that too

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**Author:** ![Muscle50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Muscle50](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muscle50)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/6 "2006-05-09T06:01:46Z")

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The same thing happened yesterday at about 630pm , but i got the whole thing on video. I was laughing my ass off, about 8 people with their cars parked in the middle of the intersection were chasing this one turkey that k  
ept fuckin with everybody.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/7 "2006-05-09T06:21:37Z")

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HAHAHAHAHA…i want to see the vid later

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**Author:** ![Griff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Griff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Griff)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/8 "2006-05-09T06:49:01Z")

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a few weeks ago i was driving home, and there was this 15 year old kid running down sheridan being chased by 3 turkeys … i was dying laughing in the car.

and this morning … that was just annoying! when i past that corner finally (20 minutes to go 2 blocks!) there were 3 cops and animal control parked in the one lane. so fucking annoying, and made me late!

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**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/9 "2006-05-09T07:05:45Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> hahahah. was it a fat cop?
> 
> There was a movie that came out in 1936 called “popeye the sailor meets sinbad the sailor”. One of the sub stories involved this guy:  
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> slowly chasing after a duck with a meat grinder.
> 
> I totally picture that here.

He was the 1936 version of the hamburglar and would do anything for another one

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**Author:** ![05OrangeSS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/eada6e/32.png) [@05OrangeSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/05OrangeSS)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/10 "2006-05-09T09:09:34Z")

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If it’s in the Amherst/Williamsville area, the turkey are quite rampant around here. They are always on or around Klein Road and they also sleep in my neighbors trees. They are determined little fuckers too…can’t get rid of them.

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/11 "2006-05-09T09:16:32Z")

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We have urban geese in my neighborhood, and they don’t fuck around. 5 or 6 of them will literally stand in the middle of the road and not move for your car. I got out of my car yesterday to shoo them away and found myself surrounded and being squaked at.

They suck.

And they shit everywhere.

Anyone have a .22?

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/12 "2006-05-09T09:25:33Z")

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haha

the ones around UB, they’ll move at the last second

when they can tell you really aren’t going to stop 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/13 "2006-05-09T10:18:40Z")

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Wow, for some reason I was expecting a thread about a truck load of this stuff crashed on Sheridan…  
 ![http://www.wildturkeybourbon.com/flock/inddis_off.gif](http://www.wildturkeybourbon.com/flock/inddis_off.gif)

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**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/14 "2006-05-09T10:30:09Z")

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> [@05OrangeSS](#):
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> If it’s in the Amherst/Williamsville area, the turkey are quite rampant around here. They are always on or around Klein Road and they also sleep in my neighbors trees. They are determined little fuckers too…can’t get rid of them.

:word: I live in Pendleton and in the fall, winter, and spring we get a ass load of turkeys in our backyard (my mom feeds them). They move if you come anywhere near them though.

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**Author:** ![tour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f07891/32.png) [@tour](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tour)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/15 "2006-05-09T14:48:29Z")

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it’s turkey season!

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/16 "2006-05-09T14:50:09Z")

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HAHAH I didnt know you were there!

It was 2 Toms chasing a little tail thats all, and hte cops gotta go and break their fun up!

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**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/17 "2006-05-09T14:50:40Z")

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> [@ThesXeKid](#):
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> A pig chasing a turkey…now that would be funny to see.

gotta throw a midget in the mix somewhere…

midgets running = funniest shit EVAR!

look how fast those cute little legs go…midgets are the honda’s of legs, while tall people are like pushrods lolol

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/18 "2006-05-09T15:05:08Z")

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turkey season opened last monday. get yerself some dinner!

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wild-turkeys-on-sheridan/11789/19 "2006-05-09T16:44:57Z")

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> [@90NA300ZX](#):
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> gotta throw a midget in the mix somewhere…
> 
> midgets running = funniest shit EVAR!
> 
> look how fast those cute little legs go…midgets are the honda’s of legs, while tall people are like pushrods lolol

🤣
