# Will it work again v. I'm bored.. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 26, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892 "2008-08-26T10:36:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/21 "2008-08-26T10:56:56Z")
LOL at the kleenex next to the keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/22 "2008-08-26T11:01:36Z")
just freeze your fingers to the desk… and never post again. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/23 "2008-08-26T11:02:10Z")
You need to post earlier so I can give you karma for that comedic genius. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/24 "2008-08-26T11:03:01Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > just freeze your fingers to the desk… and never post again. How about i take the batteries out of your anal vibrator so you are forced to fuck me instead of that thing all the time. I can’t get good and banging your tight ass (heh, its not tight, his farts are whispers) if you don’t let me do it once in a while ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/25 "2008-08-26T11:03:19Z")
freeze mouse or mouse ball if optic i dont know ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/26 "2008-08-26T11:04:24Z")
freeze a black guy. oh wait, he probably didn’t work to begin with. BA-ZING! lol. jk. ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/27 "2008-08-26T11:04:36Z")
freeze a stapler ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/28 "2008-08-26T11:04:52Z")
Ugh … fuck the tattler is here. ☹ I have to wait until he leaves now… I got scolded before for this… Apparently the can contains bitterant and my consultants were choking lol. I need good ideas for tomorrow morning 🙂 All will be addressed and frozen ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/29 "2008-08-26T11:05:39Z")
fill the bottom of a 20oz pop bottle and put the cap on nice and tight. then hold the bottom tightly in your hand. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/30 "2008-08-26T11:06:36Z")
> [@JCuz](#): > > freeze a stapler Just tried it for the hell of it… it holds too much heat so its not freezing well ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/31 "2008-08-26T11:07:18Z")
> [@newman](#): > > freeze a black guy. > > oh wait, he probably didn’t work to begin with. > > BA-ZING! > > lol. > > jk. ILI ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/32 "2008-08-26T11:10:54Z")
Freeze a cup of water seriously, it’s fucking pretty cool ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/33 "2008-08-26T11:11:35Z")
freeze a cup of soda… possibly cooler? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/34 "2008-08-26T11:12:58Z")
i have tried to bubble it up through the bottom of it… but unfortunately with it being as cold as it is… it bubbles violently and makes a mess… also… it tastes like shit after ☹ ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/35 "2008-08-26T11:14:45Z")
piss in a paper cup, freeze it, remove cup and place hockey puck on coworker’s desk. do not explain what it is. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/36 "2008-08-26T11:14:49Z")
freeze something that you know someone is going to touch soon. like the fridge handle or something. ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/37 "2008-08-26T11:16:37Z")
> [@newman](#): > > freeze something that you know someone is going to touch soon. like the fridge handle or something. Or the receiver to their phone so when they pick it up it freezes to their head. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/38 "2008-08-26T11:17:38Z")
Edited… > [@newman](#): > > freeze something that you know someone is **not** going to touch soon. because of this… > [@ILCisDEAD"](#): > > No I will not freeze my dick ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/39 "2008-08-26T11:19:14Z")
> [@Geoff](#): > > Edited… > > because of this… I’m asexual not a loser ☹ You make me cry sometimes ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/40 "2008-08-26T11:19:47Z")
> [@Boomin99GT](#): > > Or the receiver to their phone so when they pick it up it freezes to their head. I wish… but phones just aren’t used that frequently in this office… nor is there much traffic. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892.md?page=3)