# Win A Date With Joe Mendola **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 15, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731 "2006-12-15T19:07:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/1 "2006-12-15T19:07:44Z")
All you have to do is offer me something. Anything. Whoever ends up with the best offer wins an all expense paid date with Jam. I hear he’s a devil in the sack…and he just got a haircut! Please excuse the water stained drywall…getting replaced in the spring. Mold not included in offer. You also cannot have the broken towel rack… ![http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/jaywonch/JamandHisIdiocy004.jpg](http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/jaywonch/JamandHisIdiocy004.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/2 "2006-12-15T19:13:51Z")
i offer you the 1lb of cat hair i just brushed off my cat ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/3 "2006-12-15T19:14:36Z")
i hate you jay wonch. i hate you so bad. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/4 "2006-12-15T19:30:35Z")
bahtzecus? ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/5 "2006-12-15T19:50:12Z")
i’d offer a 1.75 of gin, but i know i’d win so No ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/6 "2006-12-15T19:51:18Z")
ummm… i have uhhhh… nothing. wait!! nope no… YES! girl scout cookies? ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/7 "2006-12-15T19:52:53Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > 3 girl scouts with pre-lubed hands congrats on the win, i’ll sponsor the trip to wilson farms for the thunder, silver ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/8 "2006-12-15T19:59:19Z")
Lookin good.:tup: With those red eyes I bet he is a devil. :biglaugh: ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/9 "2006-12-15T20:11:37Z")
3 sheets of loose leaf paper and a cold gingerbread latte. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/10 "2006-12-15T20:13:25Z")
a toothbrush? ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/11 "2006-12-15T20:23:07Z")
aww ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/12 "2006-12-15T20:37:44Z")
Sexy… ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/13 "2006-12-15T22:04:34Z")
who wants to date patches…by the way heres a dollar dont talk for the rest of the day 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/14 "2006-12-15T22:45:40Z")
I want to win! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/15 "2006-12-15T22:48:51Z")
![http://www.superhonda.com/photopost/data/2/distress_old_man.jpg](http://www.superhonda.com/photopost/data/2/distress_old_man.jpg)… ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/16 "2006-12-16T00:24:17Z")
free kick at my volkswagen? thin mints? the walkie talkie at work? bottle of kessler? let you win in a game of pool? night of drinking at the blue wall? vfw? the dartboard, the pooltable, and the bowling machine? ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/17 "2006-12-16T00:45:56Z")
hah dan you’re really tryin. that’s cute. you two would look glorious together ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/18 "2006-12-16T00:48:47Z")
we are adorable. and i have dates with joe all the time. i dont’ know why i’m trying so hard to win. if the dartboard doesn’t win it, i don’t know what will. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/19 "2006-12-16T05:23:46Z")
Half of a sliding door, and a rusty fork. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731/20 "2006-12-16T06:43:52Z")
Does the date include Jam doing his best Nickleback Karaoke? x… 😃 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/win-a-date-with-joe-mendola/21731.md?page=2)