# Witnessed a gay hookup **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 27, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121 "2009-09-27T10:50:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/1 "2009-09-27T10:50:13Z")
And it wasn’t a broad. I was out with the wife for one of her co-workers birthday. We started off at a bowling alley (not your typical bowling alley; dress code and shit) in Manhattan. Bowled a game and had a few drinks and I met a few of her co-workers. This one d00d who we will call Jimmy was there and Crystal really likes him. So, I am being social and shit and I am admiring his jeans. I was told they are like $400. I am trying to figure out if they cost more than $10 to make… I doubt it… Anyhow, he is a really nice guy but even Ray Charles can see he likes taint. So, we go off to some Jap Karaoke Bar which I fucking hate. I can’t sing and neither can 99.999999999% of the people that do Karaoke. Why try? Anyhow, so Crystal goes off to talk to a few people and I am mingling with a few broads. I have absolutely no game here because 1) They are all engaged/married 2) Know Crystal and I been together since the 70s. All of a sudden, a Josh Gruben (American Idol) love song comes on and the this fucking ringer comes on. He is like a professional Karaoke guy. So, he is doing his song with a bit of a dance and swaying his hips and shit about 2 feet from me. I am in the corner with my Jager and it’s a bit uncomfortable because I can’t turn so it might my balls against his ass unless I jack him. He stays his ground but I need something to look at. The ONLY thing next to me was Jimmy talking to some other dood we will call Michael. So, they are flirting and shit and I am like WTF. I am curious though so I listen in a bit… I can’t hear much but it’s weird because it was like a male/female flirt. I think Jimmy took on the role of the broad… I am getting a bit sickened by everything and I am trapped… I get on my BB and text the wife: Get the fuck over here. They are about to such each other off She comes over about 5 min later but I was lucky enough to see them walk out together. :ahh ---
**Author:** ![dubnix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dubnix/32/6392_2.png) [@dubnix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubnix)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/2 "2009-09-27T11:01:46Z")
thinking with his dip stick ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/3 "2009-09-27T11:04:21Z")
Lmao great read. ---
**Author:** ![Stir\_Fry\_A\_Lot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@Stir\_Fry\_A\_Lot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stir_Fry_A_Lot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/4 "2009-09-27T12:07:33Z")
That dick wasn’t gonna suck itself :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/5 "2009-09-27T13:23:03Z")
Looks like you had a AWESOME time ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/6 "2009-09-27T18:24:22Z")
> [@Nice project car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nice-project-car/23575/12): > > Looks like you had a AWESOME time You sound a bit excited. Do you want me to get his # for you? :eek3 ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/7 "2009-09-27T18:27:37Z")
Shawn are you from GF? your Sig photo that car looks so familiar to me I just cant remember from where though > [@FS: PARTING OUT 92 GS TEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-parting-out-92-gs-teg/23599/6): > > You sound a bit excited. Do you want me to get his # for you? :eek3 ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/8 "2009-09-27T18:28:56Z")
> [@FS: 1994 Saturn SL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1994-saturn-sl/23346/18): > > Shawn are you from GF? your Sig photo that car looks so familiar to me I just cant remember from where though Glenns Falls? No. I live in Bronxville in Westchester County near NYC. I’ve seen like a _TON_ of this car here with the same color. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/9 "2009-09-27T18:32:41Z")
ahh well then there is someone up here with the same car in your sig ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/10 "2009-09-27T18:35:19Z")
Oh that car. Yea, that’s the pimp mobile. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/11 "2009-09-27T18:40:12Z")
hell yea it gets em wet. more so than camaros ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/12 "2009-09-28T07:43:12Z")
> [@Labatt USA](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/labatt-usa/23582/22): > > hell yea it gets em wet. more so than camaros QFT - The ladies can’t get enough of those E36 drivers man. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/13 "2009-09-28T07:52:09Z")
Shawn I am disappointed in you. You’re older I would expect you to know and follow the rule that you never spend time with your wifes friends ever under any circumstances. I have never fit in or gotten along with any of my significant others friends. Its always a bad awkward situation and generally i can always always come out on top of a social event ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/14 "2009-09-28T07:55:03Z")
so by “Jimmy” you really mean “Sully” ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/15 "2009-09-28T17:02:36Z")
> [@Postulate: female jeans without back pockets...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/postulate-female-jeans-without-back-pockets/23616/9): > > Shawn I am disappointed in you. You’re older I would expect you to know and follow the rule that you never spend time with your wifes friends ever under any circumstances. > > I have never fit in or gotten along with any of my significant others friends. Its always a bad awkward situation and generally i can always always come out on top of a social event My GF is an ex sorority girl and an attorney. So, typically they are hot and/or rich broads. But, joke is on me this time. :tongue ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/16 "2009-09-29T08:06:16Z")
> [@Skate & Shoot: Nike Base](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skate-shoot-nike-base/23132/6): > > My GF is an ex sorority girl and an attorney. So, typically they are hot and/or rich broads. But, joke is on me this time. :tongue Yeah but see that situation still really only benefits you if your GF is a slut and you do not care about her enough to have threesomes, foursomes, and so on. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-a-gay-hookup/247121/17 "2009-09-29T08:26:57Z")
> [@SIQQQ FBODY MOVIE](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/siqqq-fbody-movie/23710/5): > > Yeah but see that situation still really only benefits you if your GF is a slut and you do not care about her enough to have threesomes, foursomes, and so on. After nearly 9 years with the same girl, a bit of eye candy is more valuable than you think. Point well taken tho. 🙂