# Woman finds dead turtle in bag of coffee
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 11, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471 "2005-11-11T15:20:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@cooter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cooter)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471/1 "2005-11-11T15:20:40Z")
Hope this isnt a re-post…Pretty fucked up!
[http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/10/AR2005111001476.html](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/10/AR2005111001476.html)
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### Author:  [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471/2 "2005-11-11T15:36:45Z")
why did she keep the turtle if it’s dead???
:tup: to her for not filing a lawsuit though.
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### Author:  [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471/3 "2005-11-11T15:38:04Z")
she should have ground it up, stir and sip
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471/4 "2005-11-11T15:40:42Z")
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#):
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> why did she keep the turtle if it’s dead???
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> :tup: to her for not filing a lawsuit though.
i wonder if the turtle is freeze dried, or if it got mixed in after the freeze drieing process?
id keep it if it was freze dried
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471/5 "2005-11-11T15:42:23Z")
“explaining that because many Folgers plants are based in New Orleans the turtle might have ended up in the coffee as a result of Hurricane Katrina”
lol…i wonder what else washed up in the coffee.
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471/6 "2005-11-11T16:02:20Z")
“I thought it was a toy at first,” said Morris, 77, of Ainsworth.
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471/7 "2005-11-11T17:17:47Z")
It wasn’t a can of coffee on the news. It was a bag. And either way Folgers doesn’t even come in cans anymore. They come in plastic containers. I’m sad about this misconception.
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471/8 "2005-11-12T13:49:15Z")
i used to get turtles all the time out of my red tea… bout time the coffee world catches on
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-finds-dead-turtle-in-bag-of-coffee/4471/9 "2005-11-12T15:20:17Z")
> [@Jack](#):
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> i used to get turtles all the time out of my red tea… bout time the coffee world catches on
i always got the same goddamn camel.