# Woman joins small club of ‘consecrated virgins’

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 8, 2006, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599 "2006-10-08T09:37:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Phil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@Phil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Phil)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/1 "2006-10-08T09:37:42Z")

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> **[Woman joins small club of ‘consecrated virgins’](http://www.nbcnews.com/id/15172758/)**
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> A 43-year-old New York woman has become one of fewer than 200 women in the United States and 2,000 worldwide who have declared "consecrated virgins."

I just posted it because she’s in EA. :lol:

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**Author:** ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/2 "2006-10-08T09:40:06Z")

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well if your 42 and still a virgin, might as well go all the way…

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/3 "2006-10-08T09:41:40Z")

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> [@Firehawk853](#):
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> well if your 42 and still a virgin, might as well go all the way…

Hahahhahaha… Truth.

Oh, and Immaculate COnception in EA is fully of a bunhc of elitest, better than thou douchebags.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/4 "2006-10-08T09:42:22Z")

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i’m gonna find out where she lives and rape her.

![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/rx3sig.gif](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/rx3sig.gif)

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/5 "2006-10-08T09:44:32Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> i’m gonna find out where she lives and rape her.

Again, sooo wrong, but I laugh.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/6 "2006-10-08T09:45:09Z")

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> [@Bigairskier1580](#):
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> Again, sooo wrong, but I laugh.

you want in? she’s probably pretty tight.

![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/rx3sig.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/a/1a0264dfbe69fcb083934069b97b6be1850a1458.gif)

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/7 "2006-10-08T10:21:10Z")

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and dry…

**:bring lube:**

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/8 "2006-10-08T10:26:38Z")

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be a man, throw it in her ass and dont lube up first :tup:

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/9 "2006-10-08T10:55:16Z")

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hahaha.

anyway, i read this in the paper yesterday. what a crazy.

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**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/10 "2006-10-08T11:23:14Z")

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she must have had no friends in school

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/11 "2006-10-08T15:27:07Z")

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i’d be surprised if she was hot at any point in her life

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/12 "2006-10-08T15:35:58Z")

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> [@JEG](#):
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> be a man, throw it in her ass and dont lube up first :tup:

thats actually not as bad as you think… it still works

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/13 "2006-10-08T15:38:20Z")

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> [@Sc1chik](#):
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> hahaha.
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> anyway, i read this in the paper yesterday. what a crazy.

what are you talkin about…  
I thought your a virgin too 😉

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/14 "2006-10-08T15:39:03Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> i’m gonna find out where she lives and rape her.

[easy enough](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=869+Center,+east+aurora+ny&ie=UTF8&z=13&ll=42.741591,-78.622799&spn=0.088755,0.190716&t=h&om=1&iwloc=A) - looks like yer gonna have to pull through with the rape now

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**Author:** ![double\_j](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/double_j/32/7380_2.png) [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/15 "2006-10-08T18:10:54Z")

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This ceremony happened 800 feet from where I sleep. Weird!

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**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/16 "2006-10-08T18:42:19Z")

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I did not know Jesus was a cherry popper

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**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/17 "2006-10-08T18:45:17Z")

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what about if for christmas we send a nice big box of dildos to them??

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/18 "2006-10-08T19:16:42Z")

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so how

> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> thats actually not as bad as you think… it still works

I know, my ex loved anal.

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**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/19 "2006-10-08T23:44:16Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> i’m gonna find out where she lives and rape her.
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> ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/rx3sig.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/a/1a0264dfbe69fcb083934069b97b6be1850a1458.gif)

omg i just fell of my chair LMAO!

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**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-joins-small-club-of-consecrated-virgins/18599/20 "2006-10-09T07:12:29Z")

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Two words for her “Prove It”

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