# Woman sat on toilet for 2 years

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**Created:** [March 12, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901 "2008-03-12T13:48:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/1 "2008-03-12T13:48:45Z")

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Hope she did a few courtesy flushes. WTF

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**Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years**

By ROXANA HEGEMAN  
Associated Press Writer

WICHITA, Kan. — Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.  
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.  
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”  
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman’s 36-year-old boyfriend.  
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”  
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.  
“And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,’” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”  
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.  
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.  
“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.  
She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.  
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.  
Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.  
The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.  
“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said.  
Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.  
He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.  
“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/2 "2008-03-12T13:50:57Z")

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She should have done it at work, so she could get paid for her time on the crapper like other people I know…

X…

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/3 "2008-03-12T13:51:14Z")

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I feel bad that I can’t come up with a smart ass one-liner for this.

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/4 "2008-03-12T13:52:12Z")

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:picard:

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/5 "2008-03-12T13:53:26Z")

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Well how the hell is he suppose to install the toilet cam if she won’t get off the fucking toilet…

Gawd what a bitch

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/6 "2008-03-12T13:53:33Z")

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Shits fucked.

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/7 "2008-03-12T13:55:07Z")

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My question is why the boyfriend didn’t do anything for 2 years.  
And no shower either. That shit had to stink. Then her ass took the shape of the toilet seat.

:spank:

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/8 "2008-03-12T13:56:02Z")

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Try as I might, I can’t come up with anything for this - it just baffles me.

Just :eyebrow:

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/9 "2008-03-12T13:56:12Z")

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> [@camarojoe](#):
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> My question is why the boyfriend didn’t do anything for 2 years.  
> :spank:

probably so he didnt have to deal with her fat ass

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**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/10 "2008-03-12T14:02:14Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> I feel bad that I can’t come up with a smart ass one-liner for this.

> [@Nikuk](#):
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> Try as I might, I can’t come up with anything for this - it just baffles me.
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> Just :eyebrow:

between the 2 of you, i am thoroughly disappointed…Fry better have something good for this to save the day.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/11 "2008-03-12T14:03:13Z")

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Someone find pics.

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/12 "2008-03-12T14:13:11Z")

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shit or get off the pot? :gotme:

thats all i got.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/13 "2008-03-12T14:19:24Z")

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> [@brendansi](#):
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> Someone find pics.

x2

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**Author:** ![IWantaSupra](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iwantasupra/32/7222_2.png) [@IWantaSupra](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IWantaSupra)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/14 "2008-03-12T14:19:43Z")

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Where did he go to the bathroom? :gotme:

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/15 "2008-03-12T14:22:34Z")

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She’s pressing charges against Taco Bell as soon as she is released from the hospital.

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**Author:** ![Johnnyv412](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyv412/32/5226_2.png) [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/16 "2008-03-12T14:25:23Z")

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is that actually true?

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/17 "2008-03-12T14:27:01Z")

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^^to Fry. haha, that works.

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/18 "2008-03-12T14:27:36Z")

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No names were released. Yet.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/19 "2008-03-12T14:27:50Z")

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Well she beat my 5 hour record. I’ll never eat at El Palenqe again…

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/20 "2008-03-12T14:29:42Z")

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Ugh, I can’t believe you actually went int here.

But ever since they opened up I’ve wondered what that name meant.

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