# Woman Stuck on toilet for 2 years!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 13, 2008, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088 "2008-03-13T06:16:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/1 "2008-03-13T06:16:56Z")
:wtf:
> **[Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years](http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23595533/)**
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> Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
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### Author:  [@tegSimple](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tegSimple)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/2 "2008-03-13T06:42:04Z")
my dream girl!
first they took the toilet seat off the toilet with a pry bar, then had to have the seat surgically removed from her ass…_sigh_
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### Author:  [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/3 "2008-03-13T06:46:09Z")
Talk about last turd syndrome!!!
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### Author:  [@SP71Supra](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SP71Supra)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/4 "2008-03-13T06:51:10Z")
She must have drank a lot Heineken the night before she sat down!
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### Author:  [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/5 "2008-03-13T06:54:25Z")
> [@605whp Civic vs 900whp Dodge Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/605whp-civic-vs-900whp-dodge-diesel/35279/56):
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> Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled
um i think i can go with mentally atleast
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### Author:  [@tegSimple](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tegSimple)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/6 "2008-03-13T07:04:46Z")
> [@Check Engine Light(OBDII)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/check-engine-light-obdii/35399/8):
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> um i think i can go with mentally atleast
> He said beatings she received in her childhood caused her phobia.
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> “It just kind of happened one day; she went in and had been in there a little while, the next time it was a little longer. Then she got it in her head she was going to stay – like it was a safe place for her,” McFarren said.
that’s what they said on [CNN.com](http://CNN.com) about why she was there
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/7 "2008-03-13T07:24:09Z")
🤣 :wtf:
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### Author:  [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/8 "2008-03-13T08:42:34Z")
R U KIDDING ME
I just heard this myself… it cant be real
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### Author:  [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/9 "2008-03-13T08:51:17Z")
would there be any muscles at all left in her legs if she had not stood up for 2 years?
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### Author:  [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/10 "2008-03-13T11:43:12Z")
I read this…retardation! She’s on drugs or mentally unstable!
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### Author:  [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/11 "2008-03-13T11:52:20Z")
I heard about this on the radio this morning. All the guys and I were cracking up about it today.
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### Author:  [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/12 "2008-03-13T11:59:08Z")
> [@605whp Civic vs 900whp Dodge Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/605whp-civic-vs-900whp-dodge-diesel/35279/56):
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> Talk about last turd syndrome!!!
speaking of that…I had a case of that today…waited forever for the last turd…decided to give up as always…then 1/2 way through wiping it decided to try and come out…well only a sliver came out…so I go to wipe again…and it happened again!!! So I wiped my ass 3 different times. :madfawk:
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/13 "2008-03-13T12:26:41Z")
[http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html](http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html)
what the hell is up with lazy people this lady was stuck to her couch for 6 years :wtf:
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### Author:  [@BMXpaperweight](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMXpaperweight)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/14 "2008-03-13T12:26:45Z")
i laughed when i heard this
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### Author:  [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/15 "2008-03-13T12:36:42Z")
Did you see the lady that died from being fused to her couch for 6 years?
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### Author:  [@noahTHEpurdy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noahTHEpurdy)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/16 "2008-03-13T13:05:06Z")
:bowrofl:
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### Author:  [@neonracer01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neonracer01)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/17 "2008-03-13T17:12:58Z")
> [@berad"](#):
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> Did you see the lady that died from being fused to her couch for 6 years?
wtf? how could it possible to fuse to a couch?
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### Author:  [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/18 "2008-03-13T22:07:07Z")
Heard this on DVE this morning… I bet her legs were asleep.
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### Author:  [@blizzardVR6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blizzardVR6)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-stuck-on-toilet-for-2-years/196088/19 "2008-03-13T22:19:25Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35149/127):
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> speaking of that…I had a case of that today…waited forever for the last turd…decided to give up as always…then 1/2 way through wiping it decided to try and come out…well only a sliver came out…so I go to wipe again…and it happened again!!! So I wiped my ass 3 different times. :madfawk:
🤣 🤣 🤣 i hate when that happens…