# Women are retarded \*rant\* **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 7, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896 "2007-12-07T01:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/21 "2007-12-07T06:45:36Z")
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:20,topic:39896"”] How dare he step on the wrong flower! [/quote] LOL… i do that all the time… with that word. ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/22 "2007-12-07T06:47:14Z")
yet one more reason they should be beaten weekly ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/23 "2007-12-07T06:48:22Z")
[quote=“Zer0DazE,post:22,topic:39896"”] yet one more reason they should be beaten HOURLY [/quote] :thankyou: And then we will go rollerskating and leave them behind to make us some sandwiches! ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/24 "2007-12-07T06:49:15Z")
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:23,topic:39896"”] :thankyou: And then we will go rollerskating and leave them behind to make us some sandwiches! [/quote] fucking A right ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/25 "2007-12-07T07:18:36Z")
Where is the PC brigade on this thread? I will tell you where they are, they are all keeping quiet because they know that most women should not be driving. ---
**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/26 "2007-12-07T07:20:42Z")
[quote=“TORQDSS,post:7,topic:39896"”] a certain person who I know and will not name who is a woman was under the impression that you should push the snowflake button (on the dash of her Cobalt, the a/c button) when it snows out. Her: “Its a button with a snowflake on it so whenever it snows, I push it.” Me: “What does it do?” Her: “I don’t know, I just push it whenever it snows” Me: “Its your a/c button. It turns your a/c on.” Her: “No it doesn’t. You don’t need a/c when its snowing because its already cold out.” I can’t believe that I was even having that conversation… [/quote] fucking LOL I’ve defin had some conversations that sounded similar to that… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/27 "2007-12-07T07:29:37Z")
[quote=“Mrs. Karus,post:18,topic:39896"”] Guys are just as stupid… i had a guy put my eclipse in a ditch because he stepped on the wrong **pedal…** dumb ass. [/quote] Quiet. The men are talking. ---
**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/28 "2007-12-07T08:09:40Z")
[quote=“TORQDSS,post:7,topic:39896"”] a certain person who I know and will not name who is a woman was under the impression that you should push the snowflake button (on the dash of her Cobalt, the a/c button) when it snows out. Her: “Its a button with a snowflake on it so whenever it snows, I push it.” Me: “What does it do?” Her: “I don’t know, I just push it whenever it snows” Me: “Its your a/c button. It turns your a/c on.” Her: “No it doesn’t. You don’t need a/c when its snowing because its already cold out.” I can’t believe that I was even having that conversation… [/quote] WOW ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/29 "2007-12-07T09:33:37Z")
[quote=“Fry,post:27,topic:39896"”] Quiet. The men are talking. [/quote] 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/30 "2007-12-07T10:05:50Z")
woman, GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH !!! ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/31 "2007-12-07T10:58:38Z")
mmmm Sammiches uhhhuhuhuhuhuhuhu \*drools. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/32 "2007-12-07T11:49:23Z")
I make the boyfriend sandwiches every day and I clean the house top to bottom. \<3 And I love it! ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/33 "2007-12-07T11:57:33Z")
now if only you learned the spoke when spoken to part you’d be the whole package :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/34 "2007-12-07T12:11:28Z")
Women were ruined by drivers licenses and library cards. Or so an old Irish guy used to tell me. :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/35 "2007-12-07T12:13:49Z")
[quote=“Fry,post:27,topic:39896"”] Quiet. The men are talking. [/quote] LOL!!! +1 for Fry!!! ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/36 "2007-12-07T12:15:57Z")
[quote=“chino,post:33,topic:39896"”] now if only you learned the spoke when spoken to part you’d be the whole package :tup: [/quote] :word: Hey what do you call a woman with 2 black eyes…A slow learner muuaaahahhahha. Naw I loves teh ladies…I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for more than 3 days and doesn’t die. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/37 "2007-12-07T12:16:30Z")
Don’t forget the rule of thumb. Should be rule of fist. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/38 "2007-12-07T12:31:47Z")
We need to train them better. end of story lol. ---
**Author:** ![bamfer9duce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@bamfer9duce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bamfer9duce)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896/39 "2007-12-07T13:03:03Z")
[quote=“JEG,post:36,topic:39896"”] :word: Hey what do you call a woman with 2 black eyes…A slow learner muuaaahahhahha. [/quote] What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing you already told the bitch twice. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-are-retarded-rant/39896.md?page=1)